stewie 3,387 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 tell them "you can curse me all you like, but your still a stinking gypo b*****d who fucks your own mother",,,, and yer daddy is a nonce bet you wouldnt strip to the waist and say that to his face,,,, without robbing his shirt before it hit the ground,,,,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,217 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 "Close your eyes and i will chore your dogs, nick your hedges, remove the tiles off your roof, rob your gates, but i may just tarmac your drive (which will ultimatly cost you a packet to get redone)" little valley fool keep paying yer mortgage 1 - Not little. 2 - Not from the Valleys. 3 - Not a fool. 4 - Not paying a mortgage. So all in all . . ... pretty far off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 i shall make you dive outside and shat like a dog on a council owned lawn that TAX payers have to PUT up with jacko you and me are gonna fall out i thought you would be about goldey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goldfinch2007 2,337 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 tell them "you can curse me all you like, but your still a stinking gypo b*****d who fucks your own mother",,,, and yer daddy is a nonce bet you wouldnt strip to the waist and say that to his face,,,, without robbing his shirt before it hit the ground,,,,,, id say it to any man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goldfinch2007 2,337 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 i shall make you dive outside and shat like a dog on a council owned lawn that TAX payers have to PUT up with jacko you and me are gonna fall out i thought you would be about goldey im the gypsy mod jacko 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 i shall make you dive outside and shat like a dog on a council owned lawn that TAX payers have to PUT up with jacko you and me are gonna fall out i thought you would be about goldey im the gypsy mod jacko how can you be a gypo, when you can read and write????.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goldfinch2007 2,337 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 how can you type proper wid yer daddys corey in yer mouth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Giro 2,648 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 Best one I seen was years ago in pub, couple boys taking the piss out of a few teenage travellers … Was old boozer with bar , lounge and games room with pool table, darts jukebox etc. One of travellers said to lad “have you ever been hypnotised by a gypsy?” Lad looked a bit confused and replied “naaa never “, Traveller said “Great mush, you just close your eyes, I guaranty you will wake up seeing stars”. Lad closed his eyes and got head-butted square on the nose, dropped to the floor holding his bust nose… Travellers laughed and told his pal to take him home so they could get on with their game. I was only a young un and my dad was in the bar, I took off into their was like the wild west ha ha ha . Pub always let them in because they spent so much money was always some sort of kick off some old gypsy king came in once with a bull wipe and shouted at a load of lads they left with their tails between their legs.. Don’t know owt about gypsy curses, had a few bits of lucky heather lol… Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 how can you type proper wid yer daddys corey in yer mouth cause i dont use my hands,,,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
long dogs 580 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 i shall make you dive outside and shat like a dog on a council owned lawn that TAX payers have to PUT up with jacko you and me are gonna fall out i thought you would be about goldey im the gypsy mod jacko Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 all jokes aside TRUE gypsys are sound as f**k!!! its the wankers coming here to rob every one that ruin it for the TRUE ones left behind to deal with the shit them c**ts leave!!! theres as a BIG a difference in "them" as there is in "us",,,,, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticJock 539 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 Best one I saw was a few years ago, my mate was driving his transit can down the road with me and another boy riding shotgun, lo and behold there's a gypsy on a horse and cart pissed out of his tree My mate opens the window and shouts ''Get out the fcuking way'', gypsy mush says ''Fcuk off......(Couldn't understand this part).....Prick..." Long story short, Steve jumped out the wagon and knocked him out (Fairplay he didn't stand a chance), we're sat in the van pissing ourselves, and he leads the lads horse to the side of the road. Then decides to run over the boys leg because, in his words, "I've just moved his horse so I'm not fcuking moving him as well''. Apparently there's still a price on poor old Steves head, don't know whether they cursed him though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticJock 539 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 Agree with you there lurcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 i shall make you dive outside and shat like a dog on a council owned lawn that TAX payers have to PUT up with jacko you and me are gonna fall out i thought you would be about goldey im the gypsy mod jacko i know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
goldfinch2007 2,337 Posted August 1, 2012 Report Share Posted August 1, 2012 carraghs gem yer a luvni good thread Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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