mickmck 716 Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 our lass bought an electric fly zapper the other day , when we got home i was messing about with it and she says , does it hurt if you touch it ??? so likea twat i says no !! and stuck me finger on it i got a right belt of it , anyway yesterday my mate came round to pick some quail up for his hawk , so i says away in and ill stick the kettle on , so we stood in the kitchen having a brew and he picks up the zapper and says does it hurt if you touch it no does it f**k , just touch your hand with it i says , so he puts it on the back of his hand that he was holding his brew with :laugh: he fooking shot over the kitchen spilling coffee every where :laugh: i was fooking pissing me self :laugh: hes shouting ya b stard burned from hot coffee and zapped 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,863 Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 We have one and I got our lass with it ... She didn't like it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted July 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 We have one and I got our lass with it ... She didn't like it lol they dont see the funny side of it do they , i might wake the bitch up wi mine in the morning :laugh: right on the bottom of her feet 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 Put camera batteries in them, the flys just explode .but don't touch it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 stick ye tongue in it, a few pints help 1st Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 Shock collar strapped to the inside of a sleeping pissed mates arm whilst turned up to setting 100 is also quite amusing............ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 We have one and I got our lass with it ... She didn't like it lol they dont see the funny side of it do they , i might wake the bitch up wi mine in the morning :laugh: right on the bottom of her feet :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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