RossM 8,149 Posted June 19, 2012 Report Share Posted June 19, 2012 Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question, and if you get it right you don’t have to go to school on Monday. The fist friday the question was how many gallons of water are there in the whole world. No one knew so they all had to go to school on Monday. Next Friday the question was how many grains of sand are there in the whole world. No one knew so they had to sgo to school on Monday. By this time Little Johnny is getting mad because he doesn’t want to go to school on Monday, so he paints two ping-pong balls black and the next Friday right before the teacher asked the question he rolled the two black ping-pong balls up to her and she said, “Who is the comedian with two black balls?” Little Johnny said,” Lenny Henry. See you on Tuesday.” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Caprelous 217 Posted June 20, 2012 Report Share Posted June 20, 2012 (edited) its an old one that one. I heard one similar with the same scenario. The teacher asked the question who was the first to fly the Atlantic. Little johnny get up and says Sammy Davies Jnr Teaches says your wrong Johnny it was Allcock and Brown Johnny said thats what I said didnt I? See ya Tuesday Edited June 20, 2012 by Caprelous 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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