THE STIFFMEISTER 17,532 Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 WHERE TO EVEN START???? :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 .........VERA....VERA... Joking aside............there is not many fit to lace that fellas boots pal ........I am not going soft or anything...he is still a messer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 17,532 Posted May 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 WHERES PHIL ?? HE MUST HAVE HEARD SOME BOILING WATER AND BE OFF TO MAKE A POT NOODLE!!!! AND AS FOR THE COMPETITORS IN THE SHOW...I DONT THINK I CAN EVEN BEGIN TO WRITE WITHOUT STARTING TO GIGGLE LIKE A GIRL!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fellman 116 Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 THE POT NOODLE REMARK WAS FUNNY AS f**k JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING READING IT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Some nice lurchers there mate..........and a young fella showing a black dog....eyeing the rosettes he was :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 17,532 Posted May 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 FANCY A BIT OF AXE IN YOU ??? GO ON FECK OFF I AM NOT TAKING YOU HOME ..ARE YOU NOT BULIMIC YET ?? I COULD GO ON BUT WILL AWAIT THE PICS THAT SURELY MUST FOLLOW OF THE TWO SHOW GOERS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,882 Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 I was all set to go with the sat nav programmed in etc but changed my mind at the last minute, sounds like I missed out Gnipper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 (edited) Your only queer if you can feel your ballbags touch!! You have got a mate?......when did this happen? Do you want me to cut that up for you dear? :whistle: How grotty was that cafe? .............the chefs (?) roll up on the counter!! :sick: :protest: Shay in the showring........dog in one hand........burger & beer in the other....class Edited May 21, 2007 by WILF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Shay in the showring........dog in one hand........burger & beer in the other....class shit, is that not the "done thing"? probably explains why i've not had much success with showing dogs these last few years! sounds like you all had a good time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 OY!!!!!! Why didnt you come get me . Glad you all had a good time..........................so what happend to the glasses Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fellman 116 Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 OY!!!!!! Why didnt you come get me .Glad you all had a good time..........................so what happend to the glasses noone has any idea what happend to the glasses noone knows when the lens was lost .............. even me and i was wearing the feckers ! rough rough nasty boys they are .........not sure im allowed out to play with them anymore ill be seeing you in autumn the lot of ya ! with the black demon in tow ! [ To more serious matters ..... f*****g hell pickaxes brown stuff has gone right down the shitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and that patterdale needs some road work to get it in shape! looks like its living off currys and chinese food to me! imagine the scene a nice romantic country pub ,three guys had a few beers , one of the guys says to the other two " see that lass over there"? yes they say "shes been giving me the eye all night " go over we say so he does as he reachs the said girl he introduces himself with , "hey how are you my names ben" her reply wil live long in my memory !!!!!!!!!!!! she said ......... " f**k OFF BEN" PISS MYSELF LAUGHING ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 How grotty was that cafe? .............the chefs (?) roll up on the counter!! Went for a bacon barm, was starvin so doubled it up with the sausage........was doubled up yesterday mornin, on the karzie........in a right feckin state!!! NEVER AGAIN!!!! :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Chief...........belive me when I say that as far as Brekfast is concerned, the only thing you missed was a bad case of salmonella most likely.............and the pityfull sight of old folk sucking on there suasage sarnie :whistle: ...........not so much a chewing process more a rub it to bits with your lips Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest shay Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Your only queer if the ballbags make contact with each other, you can see Pick's lad has his sense of humour, I was fecking creased up, Tomato head Colin had enough blood pressure to sink the titanic - poor man I tried helping him by putting my fingers down his throat to make him spew instead he started sucking them like a true pro. :whistle: Pot noodle what a weekend, two hours sleep on the settee with Col still doing the congo round the frontroom with a terrier in one hand his knob in the other ............................... I'll let you know how I get on with the chocolate bitch, a real buy that any real terrierman would be proud to own Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Seeing you lot fall out that car was a great reminder as to why I gave up drink ................ animals mate........animals Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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