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1. You grow poppys and refine heroin for a living, but you have a

moral objection to liquor.

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2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo,

but you can't afford shoes.

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3. You have more wives than teeth.

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...

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork

unclean.

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5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

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6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

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7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in

your clothing.

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8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than

setting off roadside bombs.

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9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at

least four.

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10. Your cousin is president of the United States.

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11. You find this offensive or racist and won't forward it.

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why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife :blink:

Tell me about it, the fooking nagging with one is bad enough let alone several. It would drive anyone to suicide bombing!

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why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife :blink:

they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! :laugh:

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why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife :blink:

they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! :laugh:

:laugh: Dont know how they manage it... her latest modification to her new (to us) car. 3 panels down drivers side,

575097_10150826029170877_637260876_9998999_631754321_n.jpg

 

How about stop using the fooking bumpers as a parking aid. Its not a bloody dodgem!

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why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife :blink:

they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! :laugh:

:laugh: Dont know how they manage it... her latest modification to her new (to us) car. 3 panels down drivers side,

575097_10150826029170877_637260876_9998999_631754321_n.jpg

 

How about stop using the fooking bumpers as a parking aid. Its not a bloody dodgem!

their brains aren't capable of assessing distances, simple as that. Have you noticed that 9/10 times when a cars up your arse it's a bird and she's no idea why you're getting f'cked off with her.

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why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife :blink:

they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! :laugh:

:laugh: Dont know how they manage it... her latest modification to her new (to us) car. 3 panels down drivers side,

 

 

How about stop using the fooking bumpers as a parking aid. Its not a bloody dodgem!

their brains aren't capable of assessing distances, simple as that. Have you noticed that 9/10 times when a cars up your arse it's a bird and she's no idea why you're getting f'cked off with her.

haha, when I cleaned her previous car to take it to the garage to PX it with this one, there was not a single panel that hadnt been 'modified'

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why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife :blink:

they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! :laugh:

:laugh: Dont know how they manage it... her latest modification to her new (to us) car. 3 panels down drivers side,

575097_10150826029170877_637260876_9998999_631754321_n.jpg

 

How about stop using the fooking bumpers as a parking aid. Its not a bloody dodgem!

 

Actually am pretty disappointed with my photo there. All you can see is the yellow paint on it. What you cant see is the handles pushed in and the ripples in the metal work spanning the entire length of the car

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why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife :blink:

they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! :laugh:

:laugh: Dont know how they manage it... her latest modification to her new (to us) car. 3 panels down drivers side,

575097_10150826029170877_637260876_9998999_631754321_n.jpg

 

How about stop using the fooking bumpers as a parking aid. Its not a bloody dodgem!

 

Actually am pretty disappointed with my photo there. All you can see is the yellow paint on it. What you cant see is the handles pushed in and the ripples in the metal work spanning the entire length of the car

 

gutted what is it skoda octiva?

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