GrCh 856 Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 1. You grow poppys and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim ... 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim 10. Your cousin is president of the United States. You may be a Muslim 11. You find this offensive or racist and won't forward it. You probably are a Muslim You Have a Nice Day Now... (vt) 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 reported for racism 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted May 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 f**k off potato picker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 f**k off potato picker. Reported again for Racism...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted May 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 f**k off potato picker. Reported again for Racism...... oh lab you little rascal, i just cant stay mad at you though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 reported for being a bender. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 (edited) why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife Tell me about it, the fooking nagging with one is bad enough let alone several. It would drive anyone to suicide bombing! Edited May 29, 2012 by lapin2008 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! Dont know how they manage it... her latest modification to her new (to us) car. 3 panels down drivers side, How about stop using the fooking bumpers as a parking aid. Its not a bloody dodgem! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! Dont know how they manage it... her latest modification to her new (to us) car. 3 panels down drivers side, How about stop using the fooking bumpers as a parking aid. Its not a bloody dodgem! their brains aren't capable of assessing distances, simple as that. Have you noticed that 9/10 times when a cars up your arse it's a bird and she's no idea why you're getting f'cked off with her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! Dont know how they manage it... her latest modification to her new (to us) car. 3 panels down drivers side, How about stop using the fooking bumpers as a parking aid. Its not a bloody dodgem! their brains aren't capable of assessing distances, simple as that. Have you noticed that 9/10 times when a cars up your arse it's a bird and she's no idea why you're getting f'cked off with her. haha, when I cleaned her previous car to take it to the garage to PX it with this one, there was not a single panel that hadnt been 'modified' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! Dont know how they manage it... her latest modification to her new (to us) car. 3 panels down drivers side, How about stop using the fooking bumpers as a parking aid. Its not a bloody dodgem! Actually am pretty disappointed with my photo there. All you can see is the yellow paint on it. What you cant see is the handles pushed in and the ripples in the metal work spanning the entire length of the car Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 why the f**k would anyone want more than one wife they have a massive house and it's too much hoovering for one bird to manage? they're deaf? they absolutely love head aches? they don't like having a car that doesn't have any dents on it? could be loads of reasons! Dont know how they manage it... her latest modification to her new (to us) car. 3 panels down drivers side, How about stop using the fooking bumpers as a parking aid. Its not a bloody dodgem! Actually am pretty disappointed with my photo there. All you can see is the yellow paint on it. What you cant see is the handles pushed in and the ripples in the metal work spanning the entire length of the car gutted what is it skoda octiva? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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