hugo1 31 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 come put your best jokes up heres mine one lad want to take hes mate out shooting he ask the farmer on one of his permisson if hes friend can come out shooting the farmers sad ok but could u go shoot one off my cows cause its realy ill he said yes he want and told hes mate that twat of a farmers just told us to feck off i going to go and kill one off hes cows they walk down to the field he goes up to the cow puts hes gun on its head and bang he kills the cow and bang again hes mate say i shot the feckers hores as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 i think thats one of the best jokes i have seen on here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 come put your best jokes up heres mine one lad want to take hes mate out shooting he ask the farmer on one of his permisson if hes friend can come out shooting the farmers sad ok but could u go shoot one off my cows cause its realy ill he said yes he want and told hes mate that twat of a farmers just told us to feck off i going to go and kill one off hes cows they walk down to the field he goes up to the cow puts hes gun on its head and bang he kills the cow and bang again hes mate say i shot the feckers hores as well I'd hate to read your worst joke!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 no more jokes from you pleaseeeeeeeeeee Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 sure this is a simla to what happend in a well known film Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 come put your best jokes up heres mine one lad want to take hes mate out shooting he ask the farmer on one of his permisson if hes friend can come out shooting the farmers sad ok but could u go shoot one off my cows cause its realy ill he said yes he want and told hes mate that twat of a farmers just told us to feck off i going to go and kill one off hes cows they walk down to the field he goes up to the cow puts hes gun on its head and bang he kills the cow and bang again hes mate say i shot the feckers hores as well are you scatman john by any chance? he didn't used to pause between sentences either Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 sure this is a simla to what happend in a well known film crash? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 sure this is a simla to what happend in a well known film crash? not sure..is it man about adog, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 sure this is a simla to what happend in a well known film crash? not sure..is it man about adog, oh I thought you meant this lads thread is like a well know film, i.e. it's crashing and burning Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 sure this is a simla to what happend in a well known film crash? not sure..is it man about adog, oh I thought you meant this lads thread is like a well know film, i.e. it's crashing and burning crash...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 is the joke your spelling? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Your not thebigdog in disguise are you Hugo?... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Your not thebigdog in disguise are you Hugo?... bigdog is michael mcintyre compared to hugo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Now why did you not say Dara O'briain cause he's a fat useless Irish c**t as well............... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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