christian71 3,187 Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A Scouse girl.... Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from liverpool. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he passes water. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 Aren't scousers from Liverpool not Manchester you numpty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted March 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 Aren't scousers from Liverpool not Manchester you numpty. Yes read again numpty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 Aren't scousers from Liverpool not Manchester you numpty. Yes read again numpty The wonderful edit button. Still wasn't funny though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted March 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 Aren't scousers from Liverpool not Manchester you numpty. Yes read again numpty The wonderful edit button. Still wasn't funny though. No dont think you read it right Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billybaltic 308 Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 Stop talking about my sister, or i will send her after you. :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 I don't normaly read long supposedly joke's and i wish to god i never waste my time reading shite like that ever again.. . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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