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While hiking along the white cliffs of Dover this morning I noticed a Muslim extremist slip from the cliffs and fall into the English Channel .

 

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he had been carrying.

If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.

 

Being a responsible Brit, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed Kent Police and the Home Office.

 

It is now 4 p.m., he has drowned, and neither

authority has yet responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.

 

A good example of a wry sense of American humor methinks ;)

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