shootlodge 148 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 A bloke walked into the local DSS welfare office to pick up his giro. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I Just HATE drawing benefits. I'd really rather have a job." The dss worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur And Bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in His 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be Expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your Job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in Her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!" # # # # # # # # # # # The dss worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dymented 2,220 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 hahah :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxfan 479 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 I take it he was an immigrant ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiny 7 1,694 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 I take it he was an immigrant ?? No as he would have got the job Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,984 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 I want that Job!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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