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Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas.


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Not hunting related I know, proberbly in the wrong section, but just for the fun of it.

 

 

1. Tying the legs together keeps everything moist.

 

2. Smother butter all over the breasts.

 

3.If I dont undo my trousers, Ill burst.

 

4.Its a little dry.......do you still want to eat it?

 

5. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

 

6. Do you think you will be able to manage all these people at once.

 

7. I didnt expect everyone to come at the same time.

 

8. You still have a little bit on your chin.

 

9. Youll know its ready when it pop's up.

 

10. Im so full....been gobbling nuts all day.

 

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

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