Lee85 44 Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door. He said, "Can I see your ticket please?" "Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!" He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?" "No problem," I said, sliding it under. "The yellow bits are sweetcorn." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I've just lost the money for my wife's epilepsy prescription in the bookies. She'll have a fit when she finds out. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryhope toma 42 Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 what goes black / white black/ white black / white black / white black / white black / white orange ? a nunn falling down the stairs ! :laugh: why the orange ? it fell out her pocket Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Just read threw the jokes, double post with Christian there my bad! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 A black guy has been found ''Shot in the head with a starting pistol''.................................................Police reports say its definitely ''Race related'' lol Dyslexics have all the nuf !! lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 A black guy has been found ''Shot in the head with a starting pistol''.................................................Police reports say its definitely ''Race related'' lol Dyslexics have all the nuf !! lol Grab your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lee85 44 Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 The Pakistani kids next door knocked and asked for a water fight. so i thought i would go on the hunting life while i wait for the kettle to boil. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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