no good news any more

[rob190364 2,594]

There is still funny news pal, have you not heard the latest one about a scotsman whos electricity tripped out and because he was too dense to find the trip switch he survived on the warmth of his mobile phone and by eating his own dogs......the dogs had so much weight on them that he survived for months and evolution started going in reverse until he actually went back to being a caveman. The person in question wasn't that far evolved from a caveman anyway so the whole process only took a couple of days. When they found him he was gibbering some rubbish about how he'd created his own stone age version of big brother in which he was the only candidate and his days were spent carrying out challenges where he had to roll his own stools down the stairs and see if he could race them to the bottom, he always won because the surviving dog he had kept eating the rolling stools thinking they were chocolate truffles which had been its staple diet before the whole episode began.

 

.....have you not heard that one?

:laugh:

Just been on the fife news that one...............Seemingly he has went insane after some fanny gave him a spelling lesson which reverted back to his childhood abuse from his English teacher...he has now been sighted driving south mutter the words "Al kill the english b*****d!!" and there is a shotgun missing from his home. Police have asked people to look out for an "Insanely good looking scotsman carrying a 12 bore shotgun!!"......

...you better watch out for him aswell if you're on your way down lab, he might mistake you for one of us now you've put streaks in your hair to make it look less ginger!

[KittleRox 2,147]

There is still funny news pal, have you not heard the latest one about a scotsman whos electricity tripped out and because he was too dense to find the trip switch he survived on the warmth of his mobile phone and by eating his own dogs......the dogs had so much weight on them that he survived for months and evolution started going in reverse until he actually went back to being a caveman. The person in question wasn't that far evolved from a caveman anyway so the whole process only took a couple of days. When they found him he was gibbering some rubbish about how he'd created his own stone age version of big brother in which he was the only candidate and his days were spent carrying out challenges where he had to roll his own stools down the stairs and see if he could race them to the bottom, he always won because the surviving dog he had kept eating the rolling stools thinking they were chocolate truffles which had been its staple diet before the whole episode began.

 

.....have you not heard that one?

:laugh:

Just been on the fife news that one...............Seemingly he has went insane after some fanny gave him a spelling lesson which reverted back to his childhood abuse from his English teacher...he has now been sighted driving south mutter the words "Al kill the english b*****d!!" and there is a shotgun missing from his home. Police have asked people to look out for an "Insanely good looking scotsman carrying a 12 bore shotgun!!"......

sounds awfy like me he doe,s but I dinnae have a shotgun

[kenny14 656]

There is still funny news pal, have you not heard the latest one about a scotsman whos electricity tripped out and because he was too dense to find the trip switch he survived on the warmth of his mobile phone and by eating his own dogs......the dogs had so much weight on them that he survived for months and evolution started going in reverse until he actually went back to being a caveman. The person in question wasn't that far evolved from a caveman anyway so the whole process only took a couple of days. When they found him he was gibbering some rubbish about how he'd created his own stone age version of big brother in which he was the only candidate and his days were spent carrying out challenges where he had to roll his own stools down the stairs and see if he could race them to the bottom, he always won because the surviving dog he had kept eating the rolling stools thinking they were chocolate truffles which had been its staple diet before the whole episode began.

 

.....have you not heard that one?

:laugh:

Just been on the fife news that one...............Seemingly he has went insane after some fanny gave him a spelling lesson which reverted back to his childhood abuse from his English teacher...he has now been sighted driving south mutter the words "Al kill the english b*****d!!" and there is a shotgun missing from his home. Police have asked people to look out for an "Insanely good looking scotsman carrying a 12 bore shotgun!!"......

You missed out the bit about him being very modest

[Lab 10,979]

There is still funny news pal, have you not heard the latest one about a scotsman whos electricity tripped out and because he was too dense to find the trip switch he survived on the warmth of his mobile phone and by eating his own dogs......the dogs had so much weight on them that he survived for months and evolution started going in reverse until he actually went back to being a caveman. The person in question wasn't that far evolved from a caveman anyway so the whole process only took a couple of days. When they found him he was gibbering some rubbish about how he'd created his own stone age version of big brother in which he was the only candidate and his days were spent carrying out challenges where he had to roll his own stools down the stairs and see if he could race them to the bottom, he always won because the surviving dog he had kept eating the rolling stools thinking they were chocolate truffles which had been its staple diet before the whole episode began.

 

.....have you not heard that one?

:laugh:

Just been on the fife news that one...............Seemingly he has went insane after some fanny gave him a spelling lesson which reverted back to his childhood abuse from his English teacher...he has now been sighted driving south mutter the words "Al kill the english b*****d!!" and there is a shotgun missing from his home. Police have asked people to look out for an "Insanely good looking scotsman carrying a 12 bore shotgun!!"......

You missed out the bit about him being very modest

And a lying b*****d.........

[kenny14 656]

There is still funny news pal, have you not heard the latest one about a scotsman whos electricity tripped out and because he was too dense to find the trip switch he survived on the warmth of his mobile phone and by eating his own dogs......the dogs had so much weight on them that he survived for months and evolution started going in reverse until he actually went back to being a caveman. The person in question wasn't that far evolved from a caveman anyway so the whole process only took a couple of days. When they found him he was gibbering some rubbish about how he'd created his own stone age version of big brother in which he was the only candidate and his days were spent carrying out challenges where he had to roll his own stools down the stairs and see if he could race them to the bottom, he always won because the surviving dog he had kept eating the rolling stools thinking they were chocolate truffles which had been its staple diet before the whole episode began.

 

.....have you not heard that one?

:laugh:

Just been on the fife news that one...............Seemingly he has went insane after some fanny gave him a spelling lesson which reverted back to his childhood abuse from his English teacher...he has now been sighted driving south mutter the words "Al kill the english b*****d!!" and there is a shotgun missing from his home. Police have asked people to look out for an "Insanely good looking scotsman carrying a 12 bore shotgun!!"......

You missed out the bit about him being very modest

And a lying b*****d.........

What!!!..... You mean you're actually.... ENGLISH

[Lab 10,979]

There is still funny news pal, have you not heard the latest one about a scotsman whos electricity tripped out and because he was too dense to find the trip switch he survived on the warmth of his mobile phone and by eating his own dogs......the dogs had so much weight on them that he survived for months and evolution started going in reverse until he actually went back to being a caveman. The person in question wasn't that far evolved from a caveman anyway so the whole process only took a couple of days. When they found him he was gibbering some rubbish about how he'd created his own stone age version of big brother in which he was the only candidate and his days were spent carrying out challenges where he had to roll his own stools down the stairs and see if he could race them to the bottom, he always won because the surviving dog he had kept eating the rolling stools thinking they were chocolate truffles which had been its staple diet before the whole episode began.

 

.....have you not heard that one?

:laugh:

Just been on the fife news that one...............Seemingly he has went insane after some fanny gave him a spelling lesson which reverted back to his childhood abuse from his English teacher...he has now been sighted driving south mutter the words "Al kill the english b*****d!!" and there is a shotgun missing from his home. Police have asked people to look out for an "Insanely good looking scotsman carrying a 12 bore shotgun!!"......

You missed out the bit about him being very modest

And a lying b*****d.........

What!!!..... You mean you're actually.... ENGLISH

No ffs!!!! I use a 20 bore.....

[kenny14 656]

There is still funny news pal, have you not heard the latest one about a scotsman whos electricity tripped out and because he was too dense to find the trip switch he survived on the warmth of his mobile phone and by eating his own dogs......the dogs had so much weight on them that he survived for months and evolution started going in reverse until he actually went back to being a caveman. The person in question wasn't that far evolved from a caveman anyway so the whole process only took a couple of days. When they found him he was gibbering some rubbish about how he'd created his own stone age version of big brother in which he was the only candidate and his days were spent carrying out challenges where he had to roll his own stools down the stairs and see if he could race them to the bottom, he always won because the surviving dog he had kept eating the rolling stools thinking they were chocolate truffles which had been its staple diet before the whole episode began.

 

.....have you not heard that one?

:laugh:

Just been on the fife news that one...............Seemingly he has went insane after some fanny gave him a spelling lesson which reverted back to his childhood abuse from his English teacher...he has now been sighted driving south mutter the words "Al kill the english b*****d!!" and there is a shotgun missing from his home. Police have asked people to look out for an "Insanely good looking scotsman carrying a 12 bore shotgun!!"......

You missed out the bit about him being very modest

And a lying b*****d.........

What!!!..... You mean you're actually.... ENGLISH

No ffs!!!! I use a 20 bore.....

[foxfan 479]

Whats happened to the world? Every time you put the news on its something else to be scared of. Terrorist, Job loss, Fuel price,now you cant have a cough for more than three weeks . Whats happened to the funny bit at the end of the news like the horses that goes to the pub for a pint or the dog that says sausages the glass cant always be half empty .

 

Simple mate, dont watch the trash corporate news, it's all propaganda anyway. At your fingertips you have almost every bit of knowledge aquired by man over the last 2000 odd years, get some different perspectives off the net.