darkie 143 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I know a bloke who swears blind that if you put pepper on a stone ,a rabbit will sniff it ,and the resulting sneeze forces its buckteeth into its brain killing it instantly.I know that this is bollocks but he is adament its not ( i suspect inbreeding) please help to dispel this nonsense and publicly humiliate him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I know a bloke who swears blind that if you put pepper on a stone ,a rabbit will sniff it ,and the resulting sneeze forces its buckteeth into its brain killing it instantly.I know that this is bollocks but he is adament its not ( i suspect inbreeding) please help to dispel this nonsense and publicly humiliate him Your brother is wrong i'm afraid............ 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 never heard about the buck teeth in the brain but i do have 1st hand knowledge on the use of pepper to catch a bunny, altho the ones i have caught have sneezed an smashed there heads on the rock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 feck me the hills have eyes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted November 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 the bus dont get up this way much im afraid, weve got to make our own entertainment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted November 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 are you telling me that theres truth in what hes saying?????????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 are you telling me that theres truth in what hes saying?????????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,522 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 And lighting sulphur-matches(sod all this safety match crap)under roosting Pheasant stupifies them,causing them to fall from their perch to easily be collected from the ground,its true,Honest 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dixiebop 125 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 If your waiting for a wont of wisdom off Scothunter ,be prepared for a long wait !!He doesn't reply to Darkies .. :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Next you'll be telling me that Haggis aren't real animals Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted November 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 mind you he also told me that he used his daughters tortoise as a ferret,he lost it under ground twenty years ago but still go,s back looking with a bit of lettuce as bait every sunday because they can live for a very long time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,522 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Next you'll be telling me that Haggis aren't real animals Only existing in the Highlands,cant acclimatise further south,interesting fact about Haggis,during the moult their loose guard-hairs are hand collected by old spinster virgins from whin-bushes where they collect as the animal feeds upon berries to put on reserves of fat for the harsh forthcoming winter,the collected haggis-wool is spun and then woven in a warp and weft weave the colouration is that of a tartan pattern from which individual clans claimed their identity,its true,Honest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted November 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 a scotsman told me once " in scotland we dont throw out our bairns ,we eat them " he was as hard a f**k Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dixiebop 125 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Next you'll be telling me that Haggis aren't real animals Only existing in the Highlands,cant acclimatise further south,interesting fact about Haggis,during the moult their loose guard-hairs are hand collected by old spinster virgins from whin-bushes where they collect as the animal feeds upon berries to put on reserves of fat for the harsh forthcoming winter,the collected haggis-wool is spun and then woven in a warp and weft weave the colouration is that of a tartan pattern from which individual clans claimed their identity,its true,Honest Forgot to mention,they can only run round a Mountain one way ,due to the uneven legs ,one side being larger than the other side,and the rarer ones being Ginger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,522 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Forgot to mention,they can only run round a Mountain one way ,due to the uneven legs ,one side being larger than the other side,and the rarer ones being Ginger Yeah,sorry mate,didnt mean to omit that,just didnt want to overload them with superfluous information,and I forgot about the ginger ones,mainly found down the west coast. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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