nod 285 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink. So, when Paddy's 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Paddy, went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,' he asked, "Tis me 18th birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like me father, his father, and his father before him?" Granny looked deeply into Paddy's, troubled brown eyes and said, "Because ye father, ye grandfather and ye great-grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen, and ye were born in August, ya fookin idiot!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmys shop 182 Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 AMAZING . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
micheal rennicks 17 Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 wow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 thats some mild comedy dude, lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Casso 1,264 Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink. So, when Paddy's 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Paddy, went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,' he asked, "Tis me 18th birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like me father, his father, and his father before him?" Granny looked deeply into Paddy's, troubled brown eyes and said, "Because ye father, ye grandfather and ye great-grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen, and ye were born in August, ya fookin idiot!" Paddy may not be able to walk on water,,but France are playing like a team who can,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keeper 51 78 Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink. So, when Paddy's 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Paddy, went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,' he asked, "Tis me 18th birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like me father, his father, and his father before him?" Granny looked deeply into Paddy's, troubled brown eyes and said, "Because ye father, ye grandfather and ye great-grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen, and ye were born in August, ya fookin idiot !" absolutely cracking mate :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
salclalin 240 Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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