Jump to content

dont know what to title this........


Recommended Posts

.....anyway, took dogs out for their evening saunter earlier, to put you in the picture at the side of my house is a railway line, fenced off with a grassy bit where i take dogs for a piss, leads to a big silage field, so dogs out, and on way out one of them is looking through fence at railway line. on closer inspection i see this wee black dog, now i know it belongs to this foreign family further along the village, me being me decided i'll get it off so im whistling it to try and keep it at fence and off the line but its running around and out of sight 2 trains go past and i cant see the fecking thing, i look about abit more and eventually get it to come to fence again. i think f**k it and scale the fences (double b*****d aswell) and manage to get a slip lead on him get him over fences and take him round to where he stays, knock door and the young girl answers, explain to her what had happened and the wee cow is just smiling, think to myself hold on the now, "is your mum or dad in?" so she gets the mum who makes 2 short planks look like a f*****g computer, explained to her and i swear she knew the dog was there, i handed it over but regret it now, and never even got a thanks.........rant over!

Link to post
Share on other sites

.....anyway, took dogs out for their evening saunter earlier, to put you in the picture at the side of my house is a railway line, fenced off with a grassy bit where i take dogs for a piss, leads to a big silage field, so dogs out, and on way out one of them is looking through fence at railway line. on closer inspection i see this wee black dog, now i know it belongs to this foreign family further along the village, me being me decided i'll get it off so im whistling it to try and keep it at fence and off the line but its running around and out of sight 2 trains go past and i cant see the fecking thing, i look about abit more and eventually get it to come to fence again. i think f**k it and scale the fences (double b*****d aswell) and manage to get a slip lead on him get him over fences and take him round to where he stays, knock door and the young girl answers, explain to her what had happened and the wee cow is just smiling, think to myself hold on the now, "is your mum or dad in?" so she gets the mum who makes 2 short planks look like a f*****g computer, explained to her and i swear she knew the dog was there, i handed it over but regret it now, and never even got a thanks.........rant over!

good deed done -- forget it now mate be happy you done your bit ..
Link to post
Share on other sites

.....anyway, took dogs out for their evening saunter earlier, to put you in the picture at the side of my house is a railway line, fenced off with a grassy bit where i take dogs for a piss, leads to a big silage field, so dogs out, and on way out one of them is looking through fence at railway line. on closer inspection i see this wee black dog, now i know it belongs to this foreign family further along the village, me being me decided i'll get it off so im whistling it to try and keep it at fence and off the line but its running around and out of sight 2 trains go past and i cant see the fecking thing, i look about abit more and eventually get it to come to fence again. i think f**k it and scale the fences (double b*****d aswell) and manage to get a slip lead on him get him over fences and take him round to where he stays, knock door and the young girl answers, explain to her what had happened and the wee cow is just smiling, think to myself hold on the now, "is your mum or dad in?" so she gets the mum who makes 2 short planks look like a f*****g computer, explained to her and i swear she knew the dog was there, i handed it over but regret it now, and never even got a thanks.........rant over!

good deed done -- forget it now mate be happy you done your bit ..

If you see it running about again dont bother taking it back.......f*****g halfwits some folk mate...

Link to post
Share on other sites

.....anyway, took dogs out for their evening saunter earlier, to put you in the picture at the side of my house is a railway line, fenced off with a grassy bit where i take dogs for a piss, leads to a big silage field, so dogs out, and on way out one of them is looking through fence at railway line. on closer inspection i see this wee black dog, now i know it belongs to this foreign family further along the village, me being me decided i'll get it off so im whistling it to try and keep it at fence and off the line but its running around and out of sight 2 trains go past and i cant see the fecking thing, i look about abit more and eventually get it to come to fence again. i think f**k it and scale the fences (double b*****d aswell) and manage to get a slip lead on him get him over fences and take him round to where he stays, knock door and the young girl answers, explain to her what had happened and the wee cow is just smiling, think to myself hold on the now, "is your mum or dad in?" so she gets the mum who makes 2 short planks look like a f*****g computer, explained to her and i swear she knew the dog was there, i handed it over but regret it now, and never even got a thanks.........rant over!

good deed done -- forget it now mate be happy you done your bit ..

If you see it running about again dont bother taking it back.......f*****g halfwits some folk mate...

 

 

thing is its always running about, but always someone out with it, they have no control over it whatsover,you would think they wouldve been out looking for it though?

Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...