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A correspondant was sent out from a cardiff newspaper into the valleys with the Modus Operandi to glean human interest stories from the local natives..

He pulls up on a mountain road and asks a local hill farmer what recently has made him happy??

"well, there was the other week when my neighbour lost his sheep , so we all formed a search party , scoured the mountains and found it, then we all shagged the sheep"

Moving quickly on the reporter enquires if anything else has recently made him happy???

"well before that, Ma Jones lost her cat see, and we formed a search party, scoured the village found it in a shed..then we shagged it"

The reporter now changes topic altogether and asks "well seeing as We know what makes you happy, has anything recently made you sad?"

The farmer blushes and moves from foot to foot before saying "well, there was the day I got lost...."

Edited by THE STIFFMEISTER
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