mole catcher 1 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Heather Mills snapped wearing a REAL mink coat in todays MIRROR, double standards me thinks. All the animal charities she sponsors like PETA have spat their dummies out about it Poor old Paul Mcartney doesnt have much luck does he, i meen when his wife Linda died he had a hell of a job telling the kids he had good news and bad news, He said """ bad news kids your mums dead "" they cried. when asked what is the good news he replied "" weve got KFC for dinner"" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 ................................Al Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole trapper 1,706 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Hey MC, she can afford to wear mink, SHE IS SAYING SHE NEEDS £10,000 a day to live on, then thats small change to that twat. :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Non of this could happen to nicer people, heather mills, macca, and the animal terrorists....the twats all deserve each other, and she,s shown her true colours at last, everyone said she was a gold digging bitch....she,s proved it, and i hope it costs him millions. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martin 332 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 I personally think that Paul Mcartney wasn't as good as John Lennon,and lets face it he only had five decent hits..................................and they were all in the chest!!!! :guitar2: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole catcher 1 Posted March 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Heather Mills was saying at the perturnity case about who gets what that Paul only ever bought her 2 gifts at christmas. when asked what they were she replied "" well your honour, a lady shave wet &dry razor for my left leg and a stanley no6 wood plane for my right leg"" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Heather Mills was saying at the perturnity case about who gets what that Paul only ever bought her 2 gifts at christmas. when asked what they were she replied "" well your honour, a lady shave wet &dry razor for my left leg and a stanley no6 wood plane for my right leg"" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginge2k6 0 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Well i heard she hasn't got a leg to stand on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vixen210 0 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Heather Mills was saying at the perturnity case about who gets what that Paul only ever bought her 2 gifts at christmas. when asked what they were she replied "" well your honour, a lady shave wet &dry razor for my left leg and a stanley no6 wood plane for my right leg"" like it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest Macnas Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Wearing mink was she? Now that is good, next thing she'll be seen tucking into a bigmac while drowning a litter of kittens. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 On her way to a seal cull, onboard a whaling ship? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Macnas Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 (edited) Wonder whats her favourite Beatles tune? "You never give me your money"? Pauls must be "Shes leaving home" (at fecking long last) Edited March 13, 2007 by Macnas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole catcher 1 Posted March 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Heard Pauls fav at the moment is "" I USED TO LOVE HER, BUT ITS ALL OVER NOW"" by the rolling stones dont think it will be "" BABY COME BACK "" by UB 40 :thumbs-up: COULD BE "" GET OUT AND DONT COME BACK "" BY THE WHO ? i HEARD HEATHERS GOING THROUGH A BIT OF A METALLICA PHASE, HER FAV SONGS BY THEM ARE. 1, SAD BUT TRUE 2, THE UNFORGIVEN 3, HOLLIER THAN THOU 4, WHEREVER I MAY ROAM 5, DONT TREAD ON ME 6, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS 7, MY FRIEND OF MISSERY 8, THE STRUGGLE WITHIN JUST ABOUT SUMS UP HER WHOLE SAD EXSISTANCE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JDF Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 read in the paper shes doing one of those celebrity dancing shows in america,wonder if she'll do the hop. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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