rob190364 2,594 Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on the rioters. They are putting some Persil in though to stop the coloureds running. Tottenham is on fire. The police suspect it is Arsene. Following the riots in Tottenham, it's important to remind ourselves that not all black people are stereotypical thieves and arsonists. The vast majority are drug dealers and rapists. Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London . Police think it might be the start of ram-a-dam. Ngogo Mwambi has to travel 5 miles every day for fresh water, 7 miles every day for food & 10 miles every day for medicine for him & his family. This is because the daft b*****d and all his mates torched the Peckham Spar, Tottenham KFC and Hackney Medical Centre and now he has to walk to Croydon for his breakfast. Riots in Wythenshawe last night caused over £1 million worth of improvements. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 when does a black man become a nigger? just as soon as he leaves the room. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted August 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 We shouldn't be so disrespectful to black folk really, I've got nothing against black people..................................every white man should have one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.terrier man. 193 Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rabbiting man 1,192 Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 paddy was shagging a pair twins, john asks paddy hell do you tell them apart? paddy replied. "easy... shirley's got blonde hair and derek's got a cock. Dirty poem mary had a little tw*t, a teeny weeny hole, but johnny couldnt fit it in, his massive manly hole, he sucked her tit, liked her clit, and tried to squeeze in, but nothin seemed to work for him, he couldnt fu*king win, so mary drank a bit wine, she smoked abit of grass, and just as she was passing out he shoved it up her ass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Here's a Topical joke for those old enough to remember.... What's got a hazel nut in every bite? Squirel shit!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martin 332 Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 A police officer said to his sergeant over the radio....."Hi Serge,I've got a Darkie dancing on the bonnet of a Volkswagon here" the Sergeant said..."You can't say that man"!! he then said...."Oh,sorry Serge,I meant....."Zulu....Tango....Golf" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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