Malt 379 Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 That's one mowing & that fecking bin's supposed to last me a fortnight! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 That's one mowing & that fecking bin's supposed to last me a fortnight! Dont cut it for anorther fortnight then......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 It's growing like hell ATM Lab, if I leave it a fortnight it'll be tickling the wife's arse as she's hanging out the washing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 It's growing like hell ATM Lab, if I leave it a fortnight it'll be tickling the wife's arse as she's hanging out the washing! lol..............looks like a bowling green mate. Mines looks like the rough at St Andrews Old Course........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jt750 Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 It's growing like hell ATM Lab, if I leave it a fortnight it'll be tickling the wife's arse as she's hanging out the washing! lol..............looks like a bowling green mate. Mines looks like the rough at St Andrews Old Course........ But what about your grass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 It's growing like hell ATM Lab, if I leave it a fortnight it'll be tickling the wife's arse as she's hanging out the washing! lol..............looks like a bowling green mate. Mines looks like the rough at St Andrews Old Course........ But what about your grass If your implying that my dear lady is ruff as old boots then may you be struck down with a horrible illness where you cant leave the pan for 2 mins......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 I hope you took the child out first! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 I hope you took the child out first! Oh oh, I thought he'd gone a bit quiet! Before: After: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 It's week two of the summer holidays. Kids are driving me MENTAL. .. you'v just given me a fantastic idea 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 It's week two of the summer holidays. Kids are driving me MENTAL. .. you'v just given me a fantastic idea I had my middle two helping me out for a while earlier before they got bored.. They say they're bored, you give them something to do, then they get bored of that. You can't win! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 pity it wasnt a bin full of skunk 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 It's week two of the summer holidays. Kids are driving me MENTAL. .. you'v just given me a fantastic idea I had my middle two helping me out for a while earlier before they got bored.. They say they're bored, you give them something to do, then they get bored of that. You can't win! Tell me about it. I have a clear understanding of why some animals eat their young 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 you should let your secret lover keep on top of it mate sheep love grass :11: :11: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,911 Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 you should live here in the east of england , only mowed mine sat , after 3 weeks, we have had vertualy no rain, so its not grown. but i know what you mean malt, 2 weeks is to long for the bins emptying, our council is now charging us to empty our green bins between july and october,,,, so f**k that i already pay council tax. so a hedge bottom will get it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 pity it wasnt a bin full of skunk Amen to that brother! Tell me about it. I have a clear understanding of why some animals eat their young you should let your secret lover keep on top of it mate sheep love grass :11: :11: I ditched her pal, sent her packing across the Severn in vacuum packed bags marked 'Prime Welsh Lamb' Next time you sit down to a nice lamb roast, think very carefully about where the meat came from, and what could of happened to it while in the loving embrace of a bitter Welshman.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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