come on bet loads of you have done this

[lurcher.man 88]

Every story just makes you laugh il tell you what guys we should right a book on this I could read it all night

[DogMagic 461]

Another time i had arranged with a mate to meet over a certain place in the new forest for a few hours illicit ferreting! Lol! Well as i was driving up the road towards the carpark i had never seen so many new forest keepers, agisters and rangers in one place before in my life! Turned out they was doing a "drift" (where they round up all the new forest ponies for check ups etc). As i pulled up next to his car he said "might be best to try somewhere else"! "I think you could be right mate" i said! Lol!

[Hollie 21]

Some great stories lads best thread for ages

 

Me and my brother used to go out with a good friend lamping on the weekends when we were kids, my bother would have been around 6 years old and basically a pain in the arse but made us laugh most times out.

One night we were walking through an old lane between 2 fields and at the end of one of the fields there was a huge victorian type house which used to be an old mental hospital( called digbys if anyones from exeter they'd know it), it was a pretty eirie place in the day but at night it's shit yourself material. As we were walking along Phil (my bro) skipped accross to the edge of the lane and kicked a bundle of newspapers, he hit something solid and the newspapers let out a kind of hummmmmmmphhh and with that the newspapers parted as a tramp sat upright wondering what the f*ck had happened. We shit ourselves and ran I think my brother still has nightmares about it now and he's 31

 

 

[Hollie 21]

Some great stories lads best thread for ages

 

Me and my brother used to go out with a good friend lamping on the weekends when we were kids, my bother would have been around 6 years old and basically a pain in the arse but made us laugh most times out.

One night we were walking through an old lane between 2 fields and at the end of one of the fields there was a huge victorian type house which used to be an old mental hospital( called digbys if anyones from exeter they'd know it), it was a pretty eirie place in the day but at night it's shit yourself material. As we were walking along Phil (my bro) skipped accross to the edge of the lane and kicked a bundle of newspapers, he hit something solid and the newspapers let out a kind of hummmmmmmphhh and with that the newspapers parted as a tramp sat upright wondering what the f*ck had happened. We shit ourselves and ran I think my brother still has nightmares about it now and he's 31

 

 

[Shazza 52]

bump, i need some more laughs, anymore stories guys (& gals)?

[fcuktheban 140]

Quick one... Lamping with a friend he's in front said watch out for that hole. Looked down no sign of a hole figured it was a little one. Ended up knee deep in a hole heading for china and a face full of stinging nettle. Thanks for the heads up mate. My mate couldn't stop giggling like little girls the rest of the night.

[kevin from bristol 95]

class thread think everyones been there

[NEWKID 28,423]

Another one from when we were young and care free,

I was around 15 and decided we were gonna ferret a hedge which backed onto a massive garden, I didn't know who's garden it was and to be honest i didn't think I was doing anything much wrong anyway. It was me my ever present younger brother and his little, fat, best mate paul. We set the nets and entered the ferret and within a minute one out in the net, we could hear more rumbling another out I was almost wetting myself thinking we had found ferreting nirvana.

We were so transfixed on the rumbling burrow we hadn't noticed an old bloke with a shot gun coming down through the garden, until he let off both barrels into the air.

We all hit the deck, covered our heads and I think Paul may have actually shit himself . When I looked up I recognised the bloke as one of my dads old mates who would often bring us in a pheasant or pigeon he had shot. I was shouting at him "it's me Phils son ,why you shooting at us"

he replies "clear off lads, you aint supposed to be in here"

Gutted we wrapped up leaving loads of rabbits behind, ears ringing and generally pissed right off, I said nothing to my old man as he would of killed him had he known then killed me, I knew the old boy would say nothing for the same reason.

Funnily enough Paul has gone on to have a great career in the marines you wouldn't have thought he would've after how he felt that day

[cathunter 8]

when i was about 15 or 16 me and two mates used to go ferreting alot and one night we got hold of my mate spot light and we took my lab/dalmation cross and his mini foxie out for a few hours.

we had a old car battry that was in a school bag and as it was a wet and windy night we had about 4 layers of clothes on.

any way we took it in turns carring the bag with the battry and as we where satched from head to toe, i didn't notice that i had acid running down my back while carring the bag (one mate had dropped the bag and split the battry.

only worked it out when we got back to the house and started to dry off, and i had a tingling feeling on my back and ass .

then i noticed the overall's had gone from blue to a light purple and the ass of them started to fall apart, then it was me jeans that started to have holes in em and then my jock's.

long story short, i was in shower for half hour and had to get my mum to bring me more chothes. didn't go down well

[Shazza 52]

Taken me 20 minutes to find this thread, wanted to read again as it was so funny and thought i'd bump it back up for more to get added (hopefully)