blan89 159 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 it looked a bit like Roger from American dad being forced out of my birds fanny,more horrifying than great. the thing that will always stick in my head is that while one midwife was delivering the baby the other was trying to clean up a pint of shit with a single sheet of kitchen roll,and couldnt help thinking this c**t going to burst in any moment. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xknub_pILt8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here . Your father told me he will never forget your mother doing the first and only wet fart which slipped out.. incidently had 2 legs, 2 arms, 2 eyes a nose, a mouth and ears.. your ginger brother P.S, where is the tosser?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here . It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here . It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! Attack fell terriers brother is brown and stinks but with ginger hair Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here . Your father told me he will never forget your mother doing the first and only wet fart which slipped out.. incidently had 2 legs, 2 arms, 2 eyes a nose, a mouth and ears.. your ginger brother P.S, where is the tosser?? LOL God only knows where he is or what he's up to? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here . It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA F*ck me you's lot have got my sides aching lol . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here . It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! the white one smells just as bad half the time,horrible creatures babies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 bloody hell this thread is crazy!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Blan and rob190364, you's f*cking pair have got me in stitches here . It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! the white one smells just as bad half the time,horrible creatures babies. The nappies don't bother me....when you're used to mucking out animals it's not really a big deal. The only thing that got me what when she shat on my hand when I was bathing her once :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 bloody hell this thread is crazy!!! Well if you women were a bit more ladylike and kept control of your bodily functions at all times it would never have been started in the first place Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 bloody hell this thread is crazy!!! Well if you women were a bit more ladylike and kept control of your bodily functions at all times it would never have been started in the first place dont blame me im single i can fart all over if i like.. ..anyway how many of you lot hold it in!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pegleg33 134 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 What sort of fart was it like? http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 bloody hell this thread is crazy!!! Well if you women were a bit more ladylike and kept control of your bodily functions at all times it would never have been started in the first place dont blame me im single i can fart all over if i like.. ..anyway how many of you lot hold it in!!!! I do, I could never fart in front of a woman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 What sort of fart was it like? http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm that is quality!!!!!!!!! the mud slide is genius! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted July 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 What sort of fart was it like? http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm it was like the puff daddy one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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