mole catcher 1 Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 a poof walks into a bar and states that anybody can stick anything up his a!@e and for a bet of 50quid he will be able to guess it blindfolded. Best of three are the rules. Barman takes him up on the bet. first object poof says"" long,cold, damp, thinner at one end, ..........its a bottle of Manns brown ale. shite says the barman he got the make right as well. next object "" long, skinny, has a sharp point at one end..................its a cuecumber. how the feck does he do that thinks the barman. Not wanting to lose his 50quid the barman goes to his car and removes a spark plug, walks back in the bar and whoomp........ up it goes............................................................. poof goes "" OH CHAMPION"" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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