nod 285 Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 German guy approaches one of the ladies of the night. > > > > > > 'I vish to buy zex vit shoo.' > > 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge £50 an hour.' > > > > > > '..ist gutte, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky, ja?' > > > > > > 'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do a little kinky.' > > > > > > So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large > bedsprings and a duck caller. > > > > > > 'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your Hans und knees.' > > > > > > The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he > had said, to her hands and knees.. > > > > > > 'Now you vill get on your Hans und knees.' > > > > > > She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs. > > > > > > 'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.' > > > > > > She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and after all, the guy is > paying.) > > > > She finds the zex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by > the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. > > > > > > Her climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it > is several minutes before she has enough breath to say, > > > > > > 'Wow!!! That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?' > > > > > > 'Ah,' says the German . . .'zat is ze.... > > > > > > > > wait for it ......... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Four-sprung Duck technique > > > Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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