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German guy approaches one of the ladies of the night.

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> 'I vish to buy zex vit shoo.'

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> 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge £50 an hour.'

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> '..ist gutte, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky, ja?'

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> 'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do a little kinky.'

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> So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large

> bedsprings and a duck caller.

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> 'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your Hans und knees.'

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> The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he

> had said, to her hands and knees..

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> 'Now you vill get on your Hans und knees.'

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> She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.

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> 'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'

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> She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and after all, the guy is

> paying.)

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> She finds the zex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by

> the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.

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> Her climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it

> is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,

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> 'Wow!!! That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?'

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> 'Ah,' says the German . . .'zat is ze....

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> wait for it .........

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> Four-sprung Duck technique

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