scotrat 2 Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 One Wee Scottish Farty (Tae A Fart) Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie, Lurks in yer bellie efter a feastie, Just as ye sit doon among yer kin There starts to stir an enormous wind. The neeps and tatties and mushy peas Start working like a gentle breeze But soon the pudding wi' the sauncie face Will hae ye blawin' a' ower the place Nae matter whit the hell ye dae a'body's gonnae hae tae pay Even if ye try tae stifle it's like a bullet oot a rifle Hawdyer bum ticht tae the chair Tae try tae stop the leakin' air Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek Pray tae god it disnae reek But a' the efforts go asunder Oot it comes like a clap 0' thunder Ricochets arrond the room Michty me! a sonic boom God almighty it fairly reeks A' hope a' huvnae ############ ma breeks Tae the bog a' better scurry Whit the hell, it's no ma worry A'body roon aboot me choakin' One or two are nearly boakin' I'll feel better for a while Cannae help but raise a smile It wis him! I shout and glower Alas too late, he's just keeled ower Ye dirty bugger! They shout and stare I'm no that welcome any mair Where e're ye go let yer wind gang free That sounds jist the joab fir me Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party Ower the sake 0' one wee farty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scottishlass 57 Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 gid yin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deek 0 Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Pure class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 6,174 Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Love it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte hill 0 Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Wetting myself!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david2363 42 Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 haha mint. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
T.F.Student 0 Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scotrat 2 Posted February 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 I thought that would bring a smile Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david2363 42 Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 It did, but for every one person who understood it, I bet there was ten, to whom it made no sense. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scotrat 2 Posted February 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 It did, but for every one person who understood it, I bet there was ten, to whom it made no sense. I haven't been asked to translate it yet! I would if I was asked. But aslong as it entertains 1 in 10 I have brought a smile to someone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reynardhunter 3 Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 One Wee Scottish Farty (Tae A Fart) Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie, Lurks in yer bellie efter a feastie, Just as ye sit doon among yer kin There starts to stir an enormous wind. The neeps and tatties and mushy peas Start working like a gentle breeze But soon the pudding wi' the sauncie face Will hae ye blawin' a' ower the place Nae matter whit the hell ye dae a'body's gonnae hae tae pay Even if ye try tae stifle it's like a bullet oot a rifle Hawdyer bum ticht tae the chair Tae try tae stop the leakin' air Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek Pray tae god it disnae reek But a' the efforts go asunder Oot it comes like a clap 0' thunder Ricochets arrond the room Michty me! a sonic boom God almighty it fairly reeks A' hope a' huvnae ############ ma breeks Tae the bog a' better scurry Whit the hell, it's no ma worry A'body roon aboot me choakin' One or two are nearly boakin' I'll feel better for a while Cannae help but raise a smile It wis him! I shout and glower Alas too late, he's just keeled ower Ye dirty bugger! They shout and stare I'm no that welcome any mair Where e're ye go let yer wind gang free That sounds jist the joab fir me Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party Ower the sake 0' one wee farty F***in deadly! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hob&Jill 258 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 It did, but for every one person who understood it, I bet there was ten, to whom it made no sense. I am one of them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 Ace!!! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.