mole catcher 1 Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 A big bull weighing in at 20stone stands talking to a stalion over the barbed wire fence bull says"" Look at me, im fit, im strong and im hard as fecking nails, when i walk into a field everyone moves out of my way"" horse replys "" yes you are big and strong but im faster and more handsome and look at my teeth, if i bite you i could remove lumps of flesh and i think i may be a little harder than you"" "" is that so"" replys the bull blowing and snorting through its nose"' think you will find im the hardest meenest nastyiest fecker round here mate"" Not wanting to be out done the horse rears up and gives voice "" YOU, your fat and over weight, you stink and your nothing more than a fecked up has been with no balls so how can you be the hardest fecker on the farm?"" this argument goes on for other an hour, each pointing out why they think they are the hardest on the farm. Each animal is so involved with this that they dont see a bantam cock stroll up full of swagger Pointing at the bull he shouts"" YOU FAT PEICE OF WALKING LARD, THINK YOUR HARD?"" then to the horse "" AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, HOW CAN YOU BE THE HARDEST IN THE YARD?'''' Both the horse and the bull turn and look down at the batam cock....... There before them stands a mottled tatty looking batam cock, both burst out laughing.. The cock rears up and shouts """ dont you fecking laugh at me, im the hardest meenest nastyiest fecker on this farm, not either of you two"" still laughing the bull asks "" is that so? how can this be? you weight no more than 4lb, you have feathers missing, your call sounds like youve got something stuck up your arse and what the feck is that stupid looking red thing on top of your ugly small head?"" then the horse joins in"" call yourself hard? i could stamp on you and that would be the end of your worthless little life, now do me a favour and feck off"" still laughing the bull asks the batam cock"" so why is it you think your harder than me or the horse here? bantam cock replies "" im only small and im a bit ugly but i must be the meenest, hardest nastyiest fecker in the yard because i only have to sneeze and the whole world shits itself"" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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