cheekychick 4 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 ME AND STABBA HAVE JUST HAD YOUR BACON :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 ME AND STABBA HAVE JUST HAD YOUR BACON :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: STABBA'S NO ALLOWED BACON!........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 ME AND STABBA HAVE JUST HAD YOUR BACON :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: made an arse o it....double post Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 ME AND STABBA HAVE JUST HAD YOUR BACON :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: STABBA'S NO ALLOWED BACON!........ :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 jews dont eat bacon im betting that fat elvis ming tanked it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Every now and then i read posts and threads that either make me laugh, scratch my head or shock me. But here is a thread that disgusts me :sick: My weekly trips to sit at the kitchen table, chew the fat, smoke roll ups, drink coffee, but most of all eat bacon sandwiches has become a habit, nah a routine!!! This week stabba and cheeky have had gas fitted to the house, now im a resonable man, i offered to bring my camping stove for cheeky to cook on, even for them to bring the bacon to my house and allow the use of my hob. I have done all this with the best of intentions and friendship, only to log onto the hunting life and find they have the front, no the AUDACITY to et bacon sandwiches without my presence, its usually the only time i have a decent meal and in return i share my witty stories and wealth of knowledge with them both, this is like gold people!!! Now im not a vindictive man, petty yes but not vindictive so i will allow, yes allow you two friends the pleasure of my company again for you to rectify the situation, i even kept quiet last week when on of my sarnies was served with brown bread!!!!! The reason for this was i was an hour.....or two late and stabba had eaten the white bread, i mean c'mon i am the guest!!! But as i said im not vindictive and will enlighten your day by coming over soon and yet again regale the tales of my life and impart some wisdom to the dark skies of Barnsley, please ensure the kettle is on, the bacon is under the grill and stabba has some spare roll ups!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,247 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 jews dont eat bacon im betting that fat elvis ming tanked it Elvis Ming ffs :laugh: Dotty we all know he's tight enough to be initiated into the synagogue He had a face like a slapped arse last year at Selby when duckshit ate his profiteroles :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 now i know ye lying.................... getting gas fitted in barnsley 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 jews dont eat bacon im betting that fat elvis ming tanked it Elvis Ming ffs :laugh: Dotty we all know he's tight enough to be initiated into the synagogue He had a face like a slapped arse last year at Selby when duckshit ate his profiteroles :laugh: First of all stabba isn't Jewish, as he flobs his 3" chubby out at every opportunity and there is no evidence of "tampering" Also shroom, ducky narrowly escaped a lynch mob last year, a couple of us had done a shared pack up and the highlight of the picnic was the profiteroles supplied by cheeky, highlight until they were devoured by ducky, who munched his way through them like Dawn French after a month of doing the Atkins, didn't your little Jeremy Beadle type paws nab a couple too shroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 jews dont eat bacon im betting that fat elvis ming tanked it Elvis Ming ffs :laugh: Dotty we all know he's tight enough to be initiated into the synagogue He had a face like a slapped arse last year at Selby when duckshit ate his profiteroles :laugh: First of all stabba isn't Jewish, as he flobs his 3" chubby out at every opportunity and there is no evidence of "tampering" Also shroom, ducky narrowly escaped a lynch mob last year, a couple of us had done a shared pack up and the highlight of the picnic was the profiteroles supplied by cheeky, highlight until they were devoured by ducky, who munched his way through them like Dawn French after a month of doing the Atkins, didn't your little Jeremy Beadle type paws nab a couple too shroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,247 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 jews dont eat bacon im betting that fat elvis ming tanked it Elvis Ming ffs :laugh: Dotty we all know he's tight enough to be initiated into the synagogue He had a face like a slapped arse last year at Selby when duckshit ate his profiteroles :laugh: First of all stabba isn't Jewish, as he flobs his 3" chubby out at every opportunity and there is no evidence of "tampering" Also shroom, ducky narrowly escaped a lynch mob last year, a couple of us had done a shared pack up and the highlight of the picnic was the profiteroles supplied by cheeky, highlight until they were devoured by ducky, who munched his way through them like Dawn French after a month of doing the Atkins, didn't your little Jeremy Beadle type paws nab a couple too shroom In the words of shaggy........ wasn't me flmfao I never touched one It was all ducky honest I was too busy eatin the hog roast butty that cost a feckin fiver seen as you tight b@stards wouldn't share Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 shroom your far from innocent, due to the actions of you and ducky a new rule of no profiteroles was introduced, also my poor dad came for a day out and that stumpy legged gerbil of yours took a dumpe on his new boots Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,247 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 shroom your far from innocent, due to the actions of you and ducky a new rule of no profiteroles was introduced, also my poor dad came for a day out and that stumpy legged gerbil of yours took a dumpe on his new boots I've already told you it weren't ma mo it wa stabba and his lack of continence :laugh: Fook you about the profiteroles it wasnae me it was the ugly hippy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Every now and then i read posts and threads that either make me laugh, scratch my head or shock me. But here is a thread that disgusts me :sick: My weekly trips to sit at the kitchen table, chew the fat, smoke roll ups, drink coffee, but most of all eat bacon sandwiches has become a habit, nah a routine!!! This week stabba and cheeky have had gas fitted to the house, now im a resonable man, i offered to bring my camping stove for cheeky to cook on, even for them to bring the bacon to my house and allow the use of my hob. I have done all this with the best of intentions and friendship, only to log onto the hunting life and find they have the front, no the AUDACITY to et bacon sandwiches without my presence, its usually the only time i have a decent meal and in return i share my witty stories and wealth of knowledge with them both, this is like gold people!!! Now im not a vindictive man, petty yes but not vindictive so i will allow, yes allow you two friends the pleasure of my company again for you to rectify the situation, i even kept quiet last week when on of my sarnies was served with brown bread!!!!! The reason for this was i was an hour.....or two late and stabba had eaten the white bread, i mean c'mon i am the guest!!! But as i said im not vindictive and will enlighten your day by coming over soon and yet again regale the tales of my life and impart some wisdom to the dark skies of Barnsley, please ensure the kettle is on, the bacon is under the grill and stabba has some spare roll ups!! lol is he trying to fool you into thinking he has a healthy diet!?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 RM, stabba likes some cheese and bread for breakfast, CONTINENTAL style Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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