christian71 3,187 Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Andy...you couldny pm it then could you cause i missed it.............i wont be offended Really?? It's properly wrong.... He's right Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Andy...you couldny pm it then could you cause i missed it.............i wont be offended Really?? It's properly wrong.... Well its still a joke............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Two Irish blokes are out hunting in the woods when Paddy says "I'm bursting for a shite but haven't got anything to wipe my arse on" Murphy says "Have you got a fiver?" "Yes" says Paddy "Well use that" so Paddy goes off for 5 minutes and comes back with shit all over his hands and clothes Murphy says "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" Paddy looks at him and goes "Have you ever tried to wipe your arse with 3 pound coins, five 20ps and two 50 pence pieces?" he was a brit if he was irish he would have had euros in his pocket its an old joke Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 (edited) I'm not posting any jokes. I got into trouble last time... I nearly got banned! You were a bad influence that night..is what I told the MOD. FTB I still feel bad about that! One too many beers and bad taste on my part... So you should i no angel but it was fecking disgusting Oh f**k off ya poof! FTB Edited October 28, 2010 by FightTheBan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 I'm not posting any jokes. I got into trouble last time... I nearly got banned! You were a bad influence that night..is what I told the MOD. FTB I still feel bad about that! One too many beers and bad taste on my part... So you should i no angel but it was fecking disgusting Oh f**k off ya poof! FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rikjd 8 Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 it was bad taste but i passed it on to a few select friends a joke is a joke no matter how disturbing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 (edited) I texted my boss, "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?" He answered, "I don't know." I replied, "I'm not coming in this morning." Edited October 28, 2010 by craigyboy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 thats more like it craigboy grumpy ctns i say Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 9,829 Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 Please be advised I'm sick to death of receiving messages about my dog. After it savaged 3 muslims, 2 Nigerians and a Paki taxi driver. For the last time HE IS NOT FOR SALE ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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