nod 285 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 SCHOOL -- 1970 vs. 2010 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1970 - Crowd gathers. Johnny wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates for life. 2010 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Mark started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to impliment bullying prevention programs Scenario: Robbie won't Keep still in class, disrupts other students. 1970 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Headmasterl. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2010 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability. Scenario : Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1970 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 20010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Goverment psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Scenario : Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. 1970 - Mark gets glass of water from Teacher to take aspirin with. 2010 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario : Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from Guy Fawkes, puts them in a model airfix paint bottle, blows up an ant’s nest. 1970 - Ants die. 2010- Police, Armed Forces, & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, MI5 investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario : Johnny falls while running during break and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary . Mary hugs him to comfort him. 1970 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 aint that the truth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diggory 130 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 1970...johnny eats like a pig ands plays oudoors all day long....returning home scruffy,starving and ready for anything his poor mother has cooked him. 2010...johhny is nut,wheat,lactose intolerent ...never ventures out due to playing on x box.and will only eat maccy ds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Little Butch 16 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 Cracking thred and being a young lad I know exactly where your coming from! Butch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 1970 johny and his mates catch a few rabbits with their fathers ferrets and nets for the biology teacher for one of his classes 2010 johny does the same only the biology teacher is a tree hugging vegan and reports him to the rspca and the police and branded cruel evil animal killers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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