Being chased by livestock

[pauld 0]

i walked backwards into a cow in a dark fiel he let out this huge MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOO it frightened the living shit out of me . he is in mc donals now that makes me feel better

[andyfr1968 772]

I remember 1 very scary night.............i was crossing this field that i knew had a bull in it, i was half way across when i felt something creeping up behind me...it got closer and closer and i could smell the sweat and slavers. I quickend my pace but the footsteps got quicker, i turned around to see Earth, cock in one hand and waving with the other. f**k i ran like a bitch but he was quick. He would off caught me to if it wasn't for his leather pants getting caught round his ankles. I've never been back there...

I've heard Topnotch has got the permission to hunt up there now, he takes a box of choclates and a jar of vaseline with him

 

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[RaiderBoy 19]

In wales the livestock runs from you not the other way around

 

Richard

[rikjd 8]

In wales the livestock runs from you not the other way around

 

Richard

 

 

tell that to the sheep that invaded my tent one morning, been scared of the things ever since i might add!! their not the prettiest thing to be woken up by when your rather tender from the previous nights beverages

[Phantom 631]

In wales the livestock runs from you not the other way around

 

Richard

 

 

tell that to the sheep that invaded my tent one morning, been scared of the things ever since i might add!! their not the prettiest thing to be woken up by when your rather tender from the previous nights beverages

 

Are you sure they came in in the morning? You did say you'd been drinking

 

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Phantom

[andyfr1968 772]

When I was married, I used to get chased out of the house by an angry mad cow on a regular basis....