mushroom 14,207 Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 it's not true Ted's and my honeymoon period is over I'm bored of him and he's too gentle like an chubby pudding with a beard, and you dotty are like a open sore on a peasants arse... hard to shift :laugh: Looking for a gentleman who likes it up the kyber and who also enjoys carebear movies :kiss: What a disgusting, horrible, degrading, filthy thought.....theres no way in a 100 million years that i would ever even think about watching a care bear movie with another man :kiss: :kiss: I think I'm in here boys and girls :tongue4: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 great idea mate, i'll start off i'm ugly but i'm a great dancer, i like walks on the beach and holding hands, i love bull x's and rooting in holes without permission,, i will gladly bang anyone or anything (animal, mineral of vegatable) so if your not fussy and want a good seeing to just pm me :kiss: :kiss: think im in love :kiss: PM SENT! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bert the fert 28 Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 it's not true Ted's and my honeymoon period is over I'm bored of him and he's too gentle like an chubby pudding with a beard, and you dotty are like a open sore on a peasants arse... hard to shift :laugh: Looking for a gentleman who likes it up the kyber and who also enjoys carebear movies :kiss: What a disgusting, horrible, degrading, filthy thought.....theres no way in a 100 million years that i would ever even think about watching a care bear movie with another man This site is a fliiping hoot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jt750 Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 great idea mate, i'll start off i'm ugly but i'm a great dancer, i like walks on the beach and holding hands, i love bull x's and rooting in holes without permission,, i will gladly bang anyone or anything (animal, mineral of vegatable) so if your not fussy and want a good seeing to just pm me :kiss: sweetie :kiss: if your anything like your profile pic, i'd be in there like a rat in a drain pipe If you've enough to fill a drainpipe even better :kiss: i could fill one with a crap, but as for my gonker it barely fills my foreskin Such a shame i was so looking forward to feeling that brilloclava on my hairy thighs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 it's not true Ted's and my honeymoon period is over I'm bored of him and he's too gentle like an chubby pudding with a beard, and you dotty are like a open sore on a peasants arse... hard to shift :laugh: Looking for a gentleman who likes it up the kyber and who also enjoys carebear movies :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: I think I'm in here boys and girls :tongue4: [/quote You'll have to work a bit harder than that mush' i'm not a slag................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Casso 1,264 Posted August 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 IM sure there's a few ladies on here, who through no fault of their own, smelling of ferrets , dogs or both, maybe have been left on the shelf or taken down and put back on , who feel they need to get down and dirty , digging , ferretting , etc, who would be looking for MR hunting right,, who would make sure everything is entered correctly, and according to the laws of the land,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 99 Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 great idea mate, i'll start off i'm ugly but i'm a great dancer, i like walks on the beach and holding hands, i love bull x's and rooting in holes without permission,, i will gladly bang anyone or anything (animal, mineral of vegatable) so if your not fussy and want a good seeing to just pm me :kiss: :kiss: think im in love :kiss: PM SENT! i knew you could'nt resist my smooth chat up lines Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 99 Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 great idea mate, i'll start off i'm ugly but i'm a great dancer, i like walks on the beach and holding hands, i love bull x's and rooting in holes without permission,, i will gladly bang anyone or anything (animal, mineral of vegatable) so if your not fussy and want a good seeing to just pm me :kiss: sweetie :kiss: if your anything like your profile pic, i'd be in there like a rat in a drain pipe If you've enough to fill a drainpipe even better :kiss: i could fill one with a crap, but as for my gonker it barely fills my foreskin Such a shame i was so looking forward to feeling that brilloclava on my hairy thighs it alrite darling, i have realy big fingers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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