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it's not true Ted's and my honeymoon period is over I'm bored of him and he's too gentle like an chubby pudding with a beard, and you dotty are like a open sore on a peasants arse... hard to shift :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

 

Looking for a gentleman who likes it up the kyber and who also enjoys carebear movies :kiss:

What a disgusting, horrible, degrading, filthy thought.....theres no way in a 100 million years that i would ever even think about watching a care bear movie with another man :no:

 

:kiss: :kiss:

 

 

I think I'm in here boys and girls :tongue4:

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great idea mate, i'll start off

 

i'm ugly but i'm a great dancer, i like walks on the beach and holding hands, i love bull x's and rooting in holes without permission,, i will gladly bang anyone or anything (animal, mineral of vegatable) so if your not fussy and want a good seeing to just pm me :kiss:

 

:kiss: think im in love :kiss:

 

PM SENT!

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it's not true Ted's and my honeymoon period is over I'm bored of him and he's too gentle like an chubby pudding with a beard, and you dotty are like a open sore on a peasants arse... hard to shift :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

 

Looking for a gentleman who likes it up the kyber and who also enjoys carebear movies :kiss:

What a disgusting, horrible, degrading, filthy thought.....theres no way in a 100 million years that i would ever even think about watching a care bear movie with another man :no:

 

 

This site is a fliiping hoot :laugh::laugh:

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great idea mate, i'll start off

 

i'm ugly but i'm a great dancer, i like walks on the beach and holding hands, i love bull x's and rooting in holes without permission,, i will gladly bang anyone or anything (animal, mineral of vegatable) so if your not fussy and want a good seeing to just pm me :kiss:

 

sweetie :kiss:

if your anything like your profile pic, i'd be in there like a rat in a drain pipe

 

If you've enough to fill a drainpipe even better :laugh: :kiss:

i could fill one with a crap, but as for my gonker it barely fills my foreskin :thumbs:

Such a shame i was so looking forward to feeling that brilloclava on my hairy thighs

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it's not true Ted's and my honeymoon period is over I'm bored of him and he's too gentle like an chubby pudding with a beard, and you dotty are like a open sore on a peasants arse... hard to shift :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

 

Looking for a gentleman who likes it up the kyber and who also enjoys carebear movies :kiss:

 

 

:kiss: :kiss:

 

 

I think I'm in here boys and girls :tongue4:

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You'll have to work a bit harder than that mush' i'm not a slag................. :laugh:

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IM sure there's a few ladies on here, who through no fault of their own, smelling of ferrets , dogs or both, maybe have been left on the shelf or taken down and put back on , who feel they need to get down and dirty , digging , ferretting , etc, who would be looking for MR hunting right,, who would make sure everything is entered correctly, and according to the laws of the land,,

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great idea mate, i'll start off

 

i'm ugly but i'm a great dancer, i like walks on the beach and holding hands, i love bull x's and rooting in holes without permission,, i will gladly bang anyone or anything (animal, mineral of vegatable) so if your not fussy and want a good seeing to just pm me :kiss:

 

:kiss: think im in love :kiss:

 

PM SENT!

i knew you could'nt resist my smooth chat up lines :angel:

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great idea mate, i'll start off

 

i'm ugly but i'm a great dancer, i like walks on the beach and holding hands, i love bull x's and rooting in holes without permission,, i will gladly bang anyone or anything (animal, mineral of vegatable) so if your not fussy and want a good seeing to just pm me :kiss:

 

sweetie :kiss:

if your anything like your profile pic, i'd be in there like a rat in a drain pipe

 

If you've enough to fill a drainpipe even better :laugh: :kiss:

i could fill one with a crap, but as for my gonker it barely fills my foreskin :thumbs:

Such a shame i was so looking forward to feeling that brilloclava on my hairy thighs

it alrite darling, i have realy big fingers ;)

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