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Little jonny comes down for his breakfast, since they live on a farm his mother asks if he had done all his chores, ''not yet'' said jonny. His mother tells him there will be no breakfast until they have been done. He's a little upset, so he goes to feed the chickens, and kicks one in frustration, he goes to feed the cows and kicks one of those too, he goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig aswell, he goes back in the house for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal ''how come i dont have any eggs and bacon, and why dont i have any milk in my cereal'' he asks. ''well'' his mother replies ''i saw you kick a chicken, so no eggs for a week, i saw you kick the pig, so no bacon for a week, i also saw you kick the cow so no milk for a week either'' just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen. little jonny looks at his mother with a smile and says ''well are you going to tell or am i''.

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