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if you only knew that last week when i was talking to you at the traps at the lurcher racing in west meath.You had a narrow escape

feck me that is hillarious !

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im a small pot bellied irish alcho whos into some serious sick shit .Anything with a heart beat will be given some serious thought ,actually the hear beat is optional .Woman must be willing to dress up as a man and wear a fake beard and call me daddy as i ravage her

 

 

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if you only knew that last week when i was talking to you at the traps at the lurcher racing in west meath.You had a narrow escape :laugh:

 

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you messer i tried that number and some geezer answered and told me you were busy hanging up posters of some small pot bellied irish alco man all over your bed room wall :laugh:
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Lonely Hearts Ads- what they really mean

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ADVENTUROUS = Slut

ATHLETIC = No Tits

30 SOMETHING = 41

FUN = Annoying

WILD = Gets pissed easily

BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robbers dog

SEEKS A NIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex- Husbands a f*****g nutter

NEW AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny

HEADSTRONG = Argumentative

ENJOYS PUBBING AND CLUBBING = Alcoholic

CURVY = Fat c**t

CUDDLY = Fat c**t

LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy fat c**t

LIKES NITES IN = Lazy fat c**t

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im a small pot bellied irish alcho whos into some serious sick shit .Anything with a heart beat will be given some serious thought ,actually the hear beat is optional .Woman must be willing to dress up as a man and wear a fake beard and call me daddy as i ravage her

 

 

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if you only knew that last week when i was talking to you at the traps at the lurcher racing in west meath.You had a narrow escape :laugh:

 

085 7857010

you messer i tried that number and some geezer answered and told me you were busy hanging up posters of some small pot bellied irish alco man all over your bed room wall :laugh:

 

aww go on leave me a message, i can um amuse myself while um listening to it.......

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