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Took my dogs out for a walk at first light this morning on a remote public byway, then down the track drives the local keeper in his landrover, stops, opens the window, says 'oi, put them feckin dogs on a lead', I says 'Why?', he says ' its the law, you must keep your dogs on a lead down public footpaths and byways', as I understood it, that is not the case and you should only have to if there is a sign up stating that dogs must be kept on a lead. He says 'I dont give a feck what you say, get them on the lead'. I said 'Feck off im not doing it', then he says ' Ive got a shoot on here later'. I said ' If you just asked me nicely in the first place explaining why you needed me to put the dogs on the lead then I would have done it, but not for the reason he had given'. He says ' will you put your dogs on a lead?' I said 'only if you say Please!' which he reluctantly said, and I then put them on the lead. Arrogant c*nt. To cut a long story short, who was right??

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I would have said that the keeper was probably righ Jimmy....but he isnt, not according to Defra etc. The second one states where dogs should be leashed...bowling greens etc.

The bit about dog fouling is interesting and i never knew about......there are lots of places they can foul without you needing to pick it up

 

http://www.defra.gov.uk/environment/localenv/dogs/owner.htm

 

http://www.darlington.gov.uk/Environment/Y...and+the+Law.htm

 

MOLL.

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if anyone spoketo me like that i would knock there f****n head off.dont care who it was.manners maketh man.
i agree totaly i would have dragged the ignorant c**T OUT OF HIS LANDROVER AND MADE HIM APPOLIGISE TO MY DOGS for talking to me like that if he had said could you PLEASE PUT YOUR DOGS ON A LEAD.and expained why i would have done so.. :censored: ....
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if anyone spoketo me like that i would knock there f****n head off.dont care who it was.manners maketh man.

SNAP :diablo: //// end of the day mate the dogs were under controle they wernt on his land either...was they stock worrying no...all he was worrying about is wether he was getting his tip from the shooters.all it would have took was a please can you leade up your dogs mate as ive got a shoot today....i think a lot of these keepers think there in the 1800,s and can tell every f****r what to do

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No need to be all macho chaps, you never know, he may have knocked feck out of YOU :whistle:

 

I would just smile, say "No problem matey" and be back that night........easy init! :victory:

JOEB

your right joeb that my trouble is i think later .. but ive just had a think now and i would have still nuttered him and gone back later and the day after while he was in hospital..... :rofl::rofl:
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You only have to have the dogs on a lead if there is a local byelaw regarding that stretch of public footpath..........

 

With regards fouling Moll, your dog can foul woodland, agricultural land, pavements with a speed limit above 40mph and your neighbours garden 'cos its private property :whistle: :yes: I know about the fouling of land act and dog byelaws, I used to be a dog warden..........

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