chimp 299 Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 (edited) christ!!! your welcome to new orleans lol tell you the truth i know nothing of american history but what i do know is this: 1. all your police are bald and suck lolly pops and drive red cars with a white stripe down the side 2. all your cars screach when going round a corner at 5 mph 3. you have hookers on everycorner 4. you are all vietnam vets 5. you all started of life in leg braces but end up running big shrimp firms 6. you have a gang of gay guys running round in a black dmc van with red stripe down the side and cause havoc with guns who cant hit a barn door. the black guy left the 'firm' and went off to fight rambo. 7. you all ride horses and say howdy partner i look forward to your best mary poppins jokes and how the f**k do we spawn the game soccer but cant actually play the game or you mugs fell for the old 'let a scot run your country and f**k it up in 6 months' trick. lol atb Edited June 19, 2010 by chimp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danw 1,748 Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Sorry SGS had to add this about the american navy invading the uk it would seem that they were scuppered by our old friend Alcohol and a grass though I must add that jones the captain was Scottish so no surprises as to why it failed The wind having shifted, Ranger recrossed the Irish Sea to make another attempt at raiding Whitehaven. Jones led the assault with two boats of fifteen men on April 23, 1778, just after midnight, hoping to set fire to and sink all Whitehaven’s ships anchored in harbor (numbering between 200 to 400 wooden vessels), which consisted of a full merchant fleet and many coal transporters. They also hoped to terrorize the townspeople by lighting further fires. As it happened, the journey to shore was slowed by the still-shifting wind, as well as a strong ebb tide. The spiking of the town's big defensive guns to prevent them being fired was accomplished successfully, but lighting fires proved difficult, as the lanterns in both boats had run out of fuel. To remedy this, some of the party were therefore sent to raid a public house on the quayside, but the temptation to stop for a quick drink led to a further delay. By the time they returned, and the arson attacks began, dawn was fast approaching, so efforts were concentrated on a single ship, the coal ship Thompson, in the hope that the flames would spread to adjacent vessels, all grounded by the low tide.[7] However, in the twilight, one of the crew slipped away and alerted residents on a harbourside street. A fire alert was sounded, and large numbers of people came running to the quay, forcing the Americans to retreat, and extinguishing the flames with the town's two fire-engines. However, hopes of sinking Jones's boats with cannon fire were dashed by the prudent spiking.[9] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 think im missing something here,the purpose of bump-firing is what exactly,to spray a large amount of in- accurate rounds in any given general direction ,i mean,your not going to stand up in front of the enemy and shoot from the hip are you The message is that, with this technique a semi auto weapon can be made to operate like a full auto.... Spraying is the correct term and yes I agree it will never be as accurate as single aimed shots......Sure is fun try it some time..... my weapon discipline would prevent me from trying it but thanks anyway,when i first joined the army are given rifle was a 7.62 slr,a small modification could be made to the working parts to get it to fire auto,completely prohibited obviously,the introduction of the sa80 put a stop to any temptation (and no i do not know how this modification was carried out lol) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SHOTGUNSNIPER 47 Posted June 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 christ!!! your welcome to new orleans lol tell you the truth i know nothing of american history but what i do know is this: 1. all your police are bald and suck lolly pops and drive red cars with a white stripe down the side 2. all your cars screach when going round a corner at 5 mph 3. you have hookers on everycorner 4. you are all vietnam vets 5. you all started of life in leg braces but end up running big shrimp firms 6. you have a gang of gay guys running round in a black dmc van with red stripe down the side and cause havoc with guns who cant hit a barn door. the black guy left the 'firm' and went off to fight rambo. 7. you all ride horses and say howdy partner i look forward to your best mary poppins jokes and how the f**k do we spawn the game soccer but cant actually play the game or you mugs fell for the old 'let a scot run your country and f**k it up in 6 months' trick. lol atb I thought Mary Poppins was sexy hot.... I don't say howdy pardner.. Aron Proffit is the American Cop with the lolipop , I am a hightech redneck intilectual... I don't have a car and the hookers around here stand next to cattle guards or cactus... As for the leg braces I am not Forrest but they used to call me liutenent Dan at work... No shite they did... He didn't have any legs.... And Mr T was way cool....For a gaffer.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 And the Shannon shot the sh*t out of the Chesapeake . . . Ric Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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