Hollie 21 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 (edited) What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top Edited February 22, 2010 by Hollie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MISTY 11 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Id say your 150 percent right , Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Hollie 21 Posted February 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Id say your 150 percent right , I'm a women................i'm ALWAYS 150% right Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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MISTY 11 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I'm a women................i'm ALWAYS 150% right And there lads is the secret to success with woman ,always let them think they are right and that they are the boss. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hollie 21 Posted February 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I'm a women................i'm ALWAYS 150% right And there lads is the secret to success with woman ,always let them think they are right and that they are the boss. Absolutly..........but you don't need to 'let us think' cos we know we are!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MISTY 11 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I'm a women................i'm ALWAYS 150% right And there lads is the secret to success with woman ,always let them think they are right and that they are the boss. Absolutly..........but you don't need to 'let us think' cos we know we are!! Only at dinner time . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Id say your 150 percent right , I'm a women................i'm ALWAYS 150% right never heard so much 19,8,9,20,5 in all my life Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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