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Just a hypothetical :whistling: query .

 

Does anyone know what the legal situation is when it comes to catching mermaids (advice on tackle and bait also welcome ).

Also does anyone have any decent recipes and finally ,is it normal to eat only the tail section ?

I hate the idea of just giving the top bit to the ferrets .

 

Any help most appreciated :thumbs:

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They catch you not the other way round :laugh:

Oh :icon_redface: In that case does anyone know of the legal situation involving

A/. killing a mermaid in self -defence (in which case see the original post asking for recipes ).

B/. Whether or not marriages between mermaids and humans are legally binding (just in case they really do look like Daryll Hannah)

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They catch you not the other way round :laugh:

Oh :icon_redface: In that case does anyone know of the legal situation involving

A/. killing a mermaid in self -defence (in which case see the original post asking for recipes ).

B/. Whether or not marriages between mermaids and humans are legally binding (just in case they really do look like Daryll Hannah)

 

 

Keep away from them , they lure menfolk to there deaths with the dazzling beauty :laugh: , be warned there not to be tangled with :laugh:

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They catch you not the other way round :laugh:

Oh :icon_redface: In that case does anyone know of the legal situation involving

A/. killing a mermaid in self -defence (in which case see the original post asking for recipes ).

B/. Whether or not marriages between mermaids and humans are legally binding (just in case they really do look like Daryll Hannah)

 

 

Keep away from them , they lure menfolk to there deaths with the dazzling beauty :laugh: , be warned there not to be tangled with :laugh:

Sounds like my ex might have been one then . Since my lucky escape she's married and outlived two husbands(true!)..... That's me done with rock-fishing then ! Thank the spirits for your wisdom Kay . :thumbs:

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They catch you not the other way round :laugh:

Oh :icon_redface: In that case does anyone know of the legal situation involving

A/. killing a mermaid in self -defence (in which case see the original post asking for recipes ).

B/. Whether or not marriages between mermaids and humans are legally binding (just in case they really do look like Daryll Hannah)

 

 

Keep away from them , they lure menfolk to there deaths with the dazzling beauty :laugh: , be warned there not to be tangled with :laugh:

Sounds like my ex might have been one then . Since my lucky escape she's married and outlived two husbands(true!)..... That's me done with rock-fishing then ! Thank the spirits for your wisdom Kay . :thumbs:

 

 

Maybe she was one , lucky escape you had there , try fairys there much nicer & kind :laugh:

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lol thank the spirits ????? brandy or whiskey :tongue2:

 

 

Drinks the problem , all the sailers got drunk on Rum & fell in the sea as they thought the figurehead was a mermaid , dopey sods you fellas aint ya :laugh::laugh:

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lol thank the spirits ????? brandy or whiskey :tongue2:

 

 

Drinks the problem , all the sailers got drunk on Rum & fell in the sea as they thought the figurehead was a mermaid , dopey sods you fellas aint ya :laugh::laugh:

It's all falling neatly into place . Drunken Viking drops overboard and pops up under the bow of his longboat,falls in love with the figure-head . Hence the saying ,"married to the old dragon"....As for trying fairies . Might give them a miss -heard they can be a bit of a pain in the bum to live with :whistling:

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Don't bother looking on the East coast for mermaids C,the North Sea's barrencensored.gif The best bait i would imagine would be a fat wallet as at the end of the day a mermaids still half womanblink.gif

 

:clapper: :clapper:

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