FLY

[woodga 170]

This is a story about a fly, a fish, a bear, a hunter, a mouse and a

 

cat.

 

There is a moral to this story; but not exactly the one most of us are

 

expecting!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. The

 

hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh...if I go down

 

three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be

 

refreshed."

 

 

 

There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down

 

three inches, I can eat him."

 

 

 

There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down

 

three inches that fish will jump for the fly...and I will grab him!"

 

 

 

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake

 

preparing to eat a cheese sandwich....

 

 

 

"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches...and that

 

fish leaps for it...that bear will expose himself and grab for the

 

fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."

 

 

 

Now, you probably think this is enough activity on one bank of a lake;

 

but I can tell you there's more....

 

 

 

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes

 

down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly...

 

and that bear grabs for that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the

 

bear and drop his cheese sandwich."

 

 

 

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought (as was

 

fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around

 

lunchtime), "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches..and that fish

 

jumps for that fly ... and that bear grabs for that fish and that

 

hunter shoots that bear...and that mouse makes off with the cheese

 

sandwich ...then I can have mouse for lunch."

 

 

 

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the

 

cooling mist of the water.

 

 

 

The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish... The hunter

 

shoots the bear.. The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... The cat jumps

 

for the mouse.. The mouse ducks...The cat falls into the water and

 

drowns.

 

 

 

The moral of the story is:

 

Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is in serious danger.

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[towzer 3]

:11: :11: fecking hell colin you need to get out rabbitting more :whistle:

[Hardfeather 56]

:11: :11: :11: worth the wait colin

[ratcher 69]

:11: :11: :11: nice one

[hairyface 211]

i didnt know what to expect but that was funny :11:

[Danny-Macca 0]

nice one mate

[lost scouse 46]

chuckle chuckle

[chay 0]

:11: fkcn peach il have to tell the wife :whistle:

[Guest MOLLY]

Bet that came from Rose :11: :11: :11:

MOLL.

[woodga 170]

it did she posted it under my name :11:

good hunting all woodga :ph34r:

[Guest MOLLY]

That woman has a filthy mind....

MOLL.