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paddy and murphy are out hunting and paddy says im bursting for a sh*t but aint got anything to wipe my ar*e on, murphy says well if youve got a fiver use that, so off paddy goes and reappears in 10 minutes with sh*t all over his hands and clothes, murphy says what the fu*k happened to u? paddy looks at him and says, have u ever tried to wipe ur ar*e with 3 pound coins, five 20 pence pieces and two 50 pence pieces, hope this doesnt offend any off the irish lads on here :whistling:

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