borntoshoot 1 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Man says to wife: "What would u do if i won the lottery?" Wife says: "Take half and leave you." Man says: "GREAT! I've won a tenner, here's a fiver now f**k off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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billy the kid 1984 1 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Man says to wife: "What would u do if i won the lottery?" Wife says: "Take half and leave you." Man says: "GREAT! I've won a tenner, here's a fiver now f**k off pmsl good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lee micheal kennels 12 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Man says to wife: "What would u do if i won the lottery?" Wife says: "Take half and leave you." Man says: "GREAT! I've won a tenner, here's a fiver now f**k off pmsl good one ha ha delish pmsl postman is retiring and on his last round he gets bottle from one house and cigars from another on the thiird house mis jones is waiting in her nightdress! drags him upstairs makes mad passionate love to him then brings him down for a huge fry up.... the postman sees a fiver under his cup and asks whats this woman explains..we were talking about what to get you and my husband said f**k HIM, give him a fiver. the fry was my idea Quote Link to post Share on other sites
othickman 6 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 :D Brilliant! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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