poacher3161 1,766 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Wat about going to a massage palour they will let you in if you have got money. atb dell Again, a true reflection of maturity ay? NO ITS CALLED HAVING A LAUGH WITH THE LAD.efin hell and i thought i were a misrable shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 a Just Want Some Dirttttyyyyyy Girls Get you self on plentyoffish mate or playnaughty loads of girls on there mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 or smooch that aint a bad website either!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Alan how old are you ? as your fair haired why not borrow some mascara and just touch up the hairs on your lip , thats what a boy mate of mine used to do when i was little to get in the pub , use brown though not black , dont use waterproof its a bugger to get off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Alan how old are you ? as your fair haired why not borrow some mascara and just touch up the hairs on your lip , thats what a boy mate of mine used to do when i was little to get in the pub , use brown though not black , dont use waterproof its a bugger to get off Go the whole hog mate and order one of these http://moustachesrus.co.uk/default.aspx Kay your funny!! did somone you know really do that??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Alan how old are you ? as your fair haired why not borrow some mascara and just touch up the hairs on your lip , thats what a boy mate of mine used to do when i was little to get in the pub , use brown though not black , dont use waterproof its a bugger to get off Go the whole hog mate and order one of these http://moustachesrus.co.uk/default.aspx Kay your funny!! did somone you know really do that??? yeah his name was Garry ball , he was really fair haired & a bit of a queen now i come to think of it , he liked girlies company & used to go out with me & 3 other girls , but he did that a few times & it made him look like he had a bit of a mustosh , thats not the right spelling for it though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Alan how old are you ? as your fair haired why not borrow some mascara and just touch up the hairs on your lip , thats what a boy mate of mine used to do when i was little to get in the pub , use brown though not black , dont use waterproof its a bugger to get off Fancy sending lad out looking like groucho marx tut tut Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Alan how old are you ? as your fair haired why not borrow some mascara and just touch up the hairs on your lip , thats what a boy mate of mine used to do when i was little to get in the pub , use brown though not black , dont use waterproof its a bugger to get off Go the whole hog mate and order one of these http://moustachesrus.co.uk/default.aspx Kay your funny!! did somone you know really do that??? yeah his name was Garry ball , he was really fair haired & a bit of a queen now i come to think of it , he liked girlies company & used to go out with me & 3 other girls , but he did that a few times & it made him look like he had a bit of a mustosh , thats not the right spelling for it though Sounds like he was licking the other side of the stamp to me!! and you 3 were his fag hags!! (meant in the nicest possible way) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Alan how old are you ? as your fair haired why not borrow some mascara and just touch up the hairs on your lip , thats what a boy mate of mine used to do when i was little to get in the pub , use brown though not black , dont use waterproof its a bugger to get off Go the whole hog mate and order one of these http://moustachesrus.co.uk/default.aspx Kay your funny!! did somone you know really do that??? yeah his name was Garry ball , he was really fair haired & a bit of a queen now i come to think of it , he liked girlies company & used to go out with me & 3 other girls , but he did that a few times & it made him look like he had a bit of a mustosh , thats not the right spelling for it though Sounds like he was licking the other side of the stamp to me!! and you 3 were his fag hags!! (meant in the nicest possible way) he was a bit camp as well , a gaylord if i am not mistaken , well as i look like dot cotton maybe he saw a future gay icon in me :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Alan, you look like a rent boy, sure you'll pick up some trade on here, but you may have to lower your prices Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 You dont look like Dot cotton Kay your a MILF :tongue4: !!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 You dont look like Dot cotton Kay your a MILF :tongue4: !!!! Take it from me you would wake up next to Dot Cotton every morning Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 You dont look like Dot cotton Kay your a MILF :tongue4: !!!!WATS a MILF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 Id take my chances lol is it because you smoke 24/7 and work in a laundrette? or has someone said you look like her? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 You dont look like Dot cotton Kay your a MILF :tongue4: !!!!WATS a MILF A MILF is a Mum id like to f**k!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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