Guest STORM CHASER Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up..' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 MEEEEEEEEE so ave been told by mi kids.atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she.. Guy gets a job in a chemist's shop. Gaffer tells him to "engage the customer in conversation". Customer comes in, new man serves him, customer smacks him a good un storms out. Gaffer asks the new guy what happened. He says "well, this guy asked for a packet of tampons for his wife. I said "well that's your weekend f****d up then mate and he whacked me one" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hopelander 0 Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 whats the difference between sex and anal sex?sex makes your day,anal sex makes your hole weak Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR POACH 2 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 nice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martyn789 0 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up..' nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,597 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,597 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Prince_Jimmy 0 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 lol nice 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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hopelander 0 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 A a miget walks into a bar stands on a stool and orders a pint ,gets his pint climbs down and finds himself stood next to a tall lady,can i smell your fanny he asks? you most certainly cant she replies. oh it must be your feet then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the Verminator 0 Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 puppy_power, your signature is awsome!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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