Guest ESS Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 (edited) WAS OUT FOR USUAL TEN MILE CYCLE WITH OUR FOXHOUNDS THIS MORNING WHEN MY COCK GOT STUCK IN THE FRONT WHEEL AND THROUGH ME OVER THE FRIKKIN HANDLEBARS. I'M SURE THAT I HAVE CRACKED OR BROKEN IT, ITS BENT OVER TO THE LEFT HAND SIDE AND CAN'T STAND UP STRAIGHT. ANY HELPFULL ADVICE WOULD BE APPRECIATED. BY THIS, I DO NOT MEAN USE STABILISERS LOL, I AM ASKING HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS DAMN PAIN IN MY GROIN ANY. THANKS STEVE P.S. ANYONE IN LPOOL FANCY TAKIN OVER MY SPOT FOR A FEW DAYS EXERCISE WITH THE WHIPPER IN AND THE HOUNDS WOULD BE WELCOME. Edited June 14, 2009 by ESS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Funny as fek , i laffed me balls off reading that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 I bet it smarts a little bit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dai dogs 1,965 Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 same thing happened to me when i was about 11 years old it was bleeding like fxck. doctor said it will heal. he was right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Are cock injurys common then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 cable ties mate.........strap the bugger to your leg next time. as for now......fill a bucket with dettol and coil up your extremely large cock and leave for an hour or two, thin spin dry it .....you know....like a lassoo.......around your head. mind with a cock that big you will probably make a lass...oooo !!!!!!!!!!! cheers sean Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MickyB Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Try wearing trousers when cycling in the future Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Are cock injurys common then only for men kay...................apparently ??? sean Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Are cock injurys common then only for men kay...................apparently ??? sean You did ask for that Kay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
doga 50 Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 i was onabout this to a mate of mine the other day where to put your cock whilst riding your horse:hmm: , and we came up we either tites or good old jompers and boots to put the end in. and no kay its not just for men im told some of you ladies have very big cocks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Little Butch 16 Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 You could try the Meat Cleaver and Strap on treatment? I've heard a sharp Machete does as good a job as the Meat Cleaver.. Hope I could help! Butch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster321c Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 cable ties mate.........strap the bugger to your leg next time. as for now......fill a bucket with dettol and coil up your extremely large cock and leave for an hour or two, thin spin dry it .....you know....like a lassoo.......around your head. mind with a cock that big you will probably make a lass...oooo !!!!!!!!!!! cheers sean Is it supposed to reach your leg then ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Tuck it into your socks mate.Thats what i do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,292 Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Fold it in half. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PuBS 1 Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Fold it in half. Amputation works all the time every time - but there may be residual memory of the amputated "limb". Can I borrow your super dooper magnifying glass! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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