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  1. They'd get their conkers from Hyde Park, hardest conkers in the country. I wouldn't stand a chance with my Wimbledon common conkers. It'd be a massacre.
  2. I've been out running the dog, trying to find something to dig to, test driving a couple of jeeps and doing some catapulting. Unbeknownst to some, there's a world away from the computer screen. If you weren't a woman I'd throw an insult at you for comic effect.
  3. I anchor to my face, either under my eye or to my cheek, I aim. Even when I'm snap shooting, I aim. I don't have an aimpoint as such on the catty, I just have a sight picture and know when it looks right.
  4. It's always been a cardinal sin for a dog to open up. I'll never have any whippet blood in any dog I own again. I think times have changed though and people who've only been in the sport a short while find it acceptable. On certain ground a yapping dog can ruin a night.
  5. Today, Rascal_2005 drove me to Kent to have a look at a jeep, with no brakes, no oil and a 16 year old who took me for a test drive!! We left without buying it and decided to not have a wasted journey, so we started a verge catapult safari. Rascal shoots out of his drivers window and me out of the passenger one. On spotting a trio of pheasants, he managed to fanny about and delay long enough to move them over to his side of the car! The prick! In his defence he pulled off a snap shot through a hedge and his shot just skimmed over the birds neck at 20 yards.. We drove further on and a
  6. I only made mine the other week. They go well but not well enough for me to justify the weight of pull. I think 8 strand 1842 might work though.
  7. I've got a 8 band set here. It takes a lot of pulling, lots more than double TBG. I don't bother with it. Double 1745 does the job.
  8. I use single 1745 on a little holly frame that I have. I've killed few ferals with it and killed a cock pheasant with a M 8 nut when Rascal_2005 and I were out with the hounds. The pheasant was only knocked out and somehow it found its way into the Whips flat above the kennels!!
  9. Wilf, you're from Deptford!! It's the arshole of London! Don't tell me how it's the guiding light of how things are. It's full of gingers, inbreds and car boot sale patrons. That's all, the sh1t end of the stick. You pretend to know Mitcham, talk utter bollocks about it and mug yourself off when your "facts" don't hold water. I talk the way I talk because all of my peers do the same and the older kids did when we were younger. That's how it works. When did I say I knew all about Romany's? You deluded old fart, you're getting all agitated and you're getting things muddled up. Come t
  10. Booommmmm!!! 100 years your family have lived in Deptford and you slip off at the first opportunity. Some sense of family history you've got!
  11. Where he is from they are called "commuters" .........Where you're from they're called inbred. That's why the ginger gene is so prominent over your way, families living in the same area for 100 years and no new blood coming in. The effects on the IQ of the local people are quite apparent!Have you been for a few Pimms with your mates tonight love?......you know what you old Surrey boys are like when you get in the wine bar......it's starts off all nice talking about the stock market then before you know it you have had one cocktail too many and it's home to watch " Football Factory" and a quic
  12. Where he is from they are called "commuters" ......... Where you're from they're called inbred. That's why the ginger gene is so prominent over your way, families living in the same area for 100 years and no new blood coming in. The effects on the IQ of the local people are quite apparent!
  13. oooo no you sound like one of those gangster types you read about........what is " doing some bits " ?............and what " grass allegations " ?.......come on do tell i know your not supposed to what with the law of the underworld and all that........but sorry i just cant contain my excitement ive never spoke to a real gangster before.....i promise i wont tell anyone on the climbing frame tomorrow You silly c@nt and your "well respected by well respected people" shit and your "armed response unit" the second you come out of the Tunnel bollocks!! F@ck off! Old boys and their stories. Like
  14. No I'm not. I've grown up in an area with loads of settled travellers and due to having working dogs, have spent a lot of in their company.
  15. Gnasher, do you know any bare knuckle boxers from Mitcham? If your stories are true you'll know the fella that I mean, if you don't then maybe change your name and come on here and say you did your cycling proficiency with Mohammed Ali. Re invent yourself and your bullshit tales.
  16. His little lapdog, Pete Lebitch will be along in a minute to tell me to be careful coz Gnasher looks tough and he might eat me. I ain't worried about the fella that's got a load of marks on him, I'll worry about the fella that gave him the marks, if I have to. Gnasher bought Pete Lecock a sausage sandwich once and now he does all his bantering and arranges matches for him.
  17. Have you ever heard me pretend to be a gangster or mix in those circles? No because I never do! But Gnasher and Wilf have decided that they own London because of where they live. Wilfs harmless enough. He thinks if he ain't seen something them it ain't happened bit admits that his family haven't moved from the same square mile in over a century. TBH, given where he comes from there's a good chance that him I r his family are ginger and he's probably riled about my comments. Gingers are prone to irrational behaviour anyway. But f***ing Gnasher Escabor wants to talk about being "well resp
  18. No, but I can't stand pricks that get all lairy and lie to make themselves sound hard.
  19. Any you silly prick, you'd know straight away, what I was talking about if your tales had any truth in them. If you don't know then your just a f@cking fantasist.
  20. oooo no you sound like one of those gangster types you read about........what is " doing some bits " ?............and what " grass allegations " ?.......come on do tell i know your not supposed to what with the law of the underworld and all that........but sorry i just cant contain my excitement ive never spoke to a real gangster before.....i promise i wont tell anyone on the climbing frame tomorrow You silly c@nt and your "well respected by well respected people" shit and your "armed response unit" the second you come out of the Tunnel bollocks!! F@ck off! Old boys and their stories.
  21. When i say i stick to my own sort i dont loaf about with Millwall fans its more than my lifes worth i have an armed response team as soon as i come out the Rotherhithe Tunnel i dont mince about getting to know the local plumber for f**k sake !!.........My ol pal Terry the tattooist is the best known sarf london shitbag i dont mind being seen around over there im sure you,ll know of him you being out of Mitcham and all that If you're out and about on the estate I thought you'd of known him. He works for me. Everyone of my generation went to Barry Levaine in Tooting for tattoos. Not me thou
  22. I will give you a direct reply.........I have never, ever heard anyone from South Of the river call someone "Toby" and certainly not from Surrey, I have also never heard anyone crack on about Urdu/romany dialects and all that old bollocks.........and I know more than a little about Romany Whole family for over a hundred years Deptford born and bred. Does that awnser your question. A Toby, as in a mug? Never heard it, fair enough. Because I've educated myself should that make a difference. If you or others don't know the history or source of the language you use then that's down to you.
  23. I will give you a direct reply.........I have never, ever heard anyone from South Of the river call someone "Toby" and certainly not from Surrey, I have also never heard anyone crack on about Urdu/romany dialects and all that old bollocks.........and I know more than a little about Romany Whole family for over a hundred years Deptford born and bred. Does that awnser your question. A Toby, as in a mug? Never heard it, fair enough. Because I've educated myself should that make a difference. If you or others don't know the history or source of the language you use then that's down to you
  24. When i say i stick to my own sort i dont loaf about with Millwall fans its more than my lifes worth i have an armed response team as soon as i come out the Rotherhithe Tunnel i dont mince about getting to know the local plumber for f**k sake !!.........My ol pal Terry the tattooist is the best known sarf london shitbag i dont mind being seen around over there im sure you,ll know of him you being out of Mitcham and all that If you're out and about on the estate I thought you'd of known him. He works for me. Everyone of my generation went to Barry Levaine in Tooting for tattoos. Not me
  25. I will give you a direct reply.........I have never, ever heard anyone from South Of the river call someone "Toby" and certainly not from Surrey, I have also never heard anyone crack on about Urdu/romany dialects and all that old bollocks.........and I know more than a little about Romany Whole family for over a hundred years Deptford born and bred. Does that awnser your question. A Toby, as in a mug? Never heard it, fair enough. Because I've educated myself should that make a difference. If you or others don't know the history or source of the language you use then that's down to
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