An indian bloke goes to put his wifes death in the local paper, they tell him its £1 a word. He only has £4 so he says to put in, "Sanjit Patel is dead", they take pity on him and tell him he can have another 4 words free, he said , thanks, put in, "Sanjit Patel is dead, Nissan micra for sale"!
