There's an old saying:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
But nowadays most doctors seem to be Muslim so I find that bacon is far more effective,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the airplane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises?
Police are warning people to be on the lookout for Muslim suicide bombers over Christmas who are set to launch a wave of terror with a new 'Alphabet Bomb'.
If one of those fuckers goes off, it could spell disaster,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,