PIL

"Go and have a look at the size of the shit I've just done in the bathroom!" I said to my wife. "No thanks," she replied. "Please, just one quick look," I said, "You won't believe it, it's a good two pounder." Shaking her head in disbelief, she pinched her nose, ran in, looked down the toilet, then ran out and said, "There's nothing down there, you must've flushed it." I said, "It's on the scales." lol