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keepin it real

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  1. You took your socks off???

  2. Flab, gonna change that photo of the lab mate, honest, it f*****g depresses me seeing it so sad.

  3. There are 2 types of people, those that are Scottish and those who wish they were.....

  4. Your not far wrong mate lol.... or should I say, young pup!!!

  5. 29 years old HAW HAW HAW HAW ohhhhhhhhh ff's.........

  6. its a good job im thick and can take it.... err I mean, thick skinned!!!

  7. its that f****n flab-tastic mate, brings the worst out in you....

  8. I dont have a safe word.... we generally have the rule, stop when I stop screamin before I stop breathin....

  9. Paddy goes to the library and asks for a book called psycho- the rapist. The librarian replied, Its called Psychotherapist, you f*****g idiot.

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    2. keepin it real

      keepin it real

      Hey, keeping it up has never been a problem.... its getting the f****n chance of getting it up thats the secret....

    3. CarraghsGem
    4. Lab

      Lab

      You only make him worse when you laugh, i find it easier just to ignore him and put him on the naughty step

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  10. That'll be Jonathon to me and Mr Darcy to you...

  11. why dont you get a wide lens camera so we can see the rest of the dog???

  12. Is that why you have the photo of that pathetic dog as well? So people feel pity for you!!!

  13. Here mate, half the friends you have are me lol

  14. That'll be my lesbian partner..... naa, if anything I should be called, keepin them off... the ladies that is.... all over me like a rash....

  15. If i was any more of a fanny, I'd shag myself..

  16. here lab, is that dog wearing a bib? Poor c**t looks demented...

  17. Hey foxy, what you doin on here, get yourself over to Keepin it real's pad, no smell there or fat labs....

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