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  1. Lab
    lab sits on the eggs himself FTB he likes to know each one is getting plenty of heat and turned correctly!!! bless him the broody old cock lol gotta admire his dedication tho he even gives the double yolkers "special" attention even tho all around him no its pointless :laugh: And whats wrong with that...........just because you lie awake at night wishing that you were one of those eggs......GAY!!!
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    Stop pretending your skint..........your just a tight scottish c**t like the rest of us... Aye your right I was just twisting to see if you would gie us a free days shooting FTB You'd be very lucky mate,i aint got one anymore... always looking for the right place though....
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    Stop pretending your skint..........your just a tight scottish c**t like the rest of us...
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    Aww ffs............dont try and make out you've got a hard f*****g job........."Oh theres 1, al make a note".......2 hours later....."Oh theres another 1, better get the note book out. Now where did i put my calculator?"...... exactly mate, just right down 4 less that the day before and spend the day sunbathing..... Oh right, you already do that..... I bet you try and find whites.... ....i know...ah mean who the fucks going to say he is wrong?...... Infact who pays for this service......i dont think we need it do we?.......FTB, get your P45 handed in ya robbing whore ye.....
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    Money bags................ Just cause i dont get sand and cement and make my own f*****g slabs doesn't mean am Richard Branson.....
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    What a stupid f*****g bitch................"Get tae f**k".....
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    I don't think so.... Reminds me more of jonathon Ross show when he was on the BBC..... You lot remind of those err blokes playing the piano 4 poofs and a Bull x.....................what programme was that?..
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    Aww ffs............dont try and make out you've got a hard f*****g job........."Oh theres 1, al make a note".......2 hours later....."Oh theres another 1, better get the note book out. Now where did i put my calculator?"...... exactly mate, just right down 4 less that the day before and spend the day sunbathing..... Oh right, you already do that..... I bet you try and find whites.... ....i know...ah mean who the fucks going to say he is wrong?...... Infact who pays for this service......i dont think we need it do we?.......FTB, get your P45 handed in ya robbing whore ye.....
  9. Lab
    Bull x's and bum boys.........classic thl thread right here...................
  10. Lab
    I'd have though the phrase "Goldfish 'bowl'" would have been a good thing too say?.......
  11. Lab
    What did you say its name was again............"Coffe table?".......
  12. Lab
    Aww ffs............dont try and make out you've got a hard f*****g job........."Oh theres 1, al make a note".......2 hours later....."Oh theres another 1, better get the note book out. Now where did i put my calculator?"...... exactly mate, just right down 4 less that the day before and spend the day sunbathing..... Oh right, you already do that..... I bet you try and find whites.... ....i know...ah mean who the fucks going to say he is wrong?...... Infact who pays for this service......i dont think we need it do we?.......FTB, get your P45 handed in ya robbing whore ye.....
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    Cause there all shite.......... like all the scottish teams then :yes: You just redeemed yourself there..........Lab was about to get angry..... Just for you though 'Lurcher1'....... http://youtube/iodsuIr1zD ......................remember... sorry lab you set yourself up for that one good luck today against rangers mon the hoops :laugh: but the links not worked mate?? Enjoy now mate................ still not working mate For some reason its only working on the first post i put it on.........
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    Aww ffs............dont try and make out you've got a hard f*****g job........."Oh theres 1, al make a note".......2 hours later....."Oh theres another 1, better get the note book out. Now where did i put my calculator?"......
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    Ok deal..........now go and ask Baw what he thinks.....wonder what he will say?...lol

  16. Lab

    Laugh at the big greek prick all you like mate....i hate the b*****d!!!

  17. Lab

    Auld firm

    Lab replied to baw's topic in General Talk

    its usually afer the game the real fun starts lol In other words yer misses is going to get a fat lip very shortly.................... not violent towards women mate.tbh i think thats just a media ploy to make the old firm look even darker than it really is.drunks will belt thier wifes/girlfriends no matter if its cause thier team got beat or someone said something to them in the boozer.some dont need an excuse. Of course it is mate.......they'd love to see O/F matches played on a Monday night so there would be less hassle......if the media wouldn't hype it up there wouldn't be
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    I'd need to bring some proper lager down though....'TENNETS'..........cant drink all that pish you have down there.... your welcome anytime mate ill show how a proper dog pegs pheasants and other birds TENNENTS lol shite mate i drink four cans of super before work each day and dont feel a thing :thumbdown: @ bogger :feck: Sorry i cant take part in any sort of pheasant poaching....... You drink 4 cans before work.......dont you drive around?........."OH ARTIC, OH ARTIC....xmas bonus for you!!!!"..... i only do it cause it takes away the stress of having no licence,tax,
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    Auld firm

    Lab replied to baw's topic in General Talk

    its usually afer the game the real fun starts lol In other words yer misses is going to get a fat lip very shortly....................
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    I'd need to bring some proper lager down though....'TENNETS'..........cant drink all that pish you have down there.... your welcome anytime mate ill show how a proper dog pegs pheasants and other birds TENNENTS lol shite mate i drink four cans of super before work each day and dont feel a thing :thumbdown: @ bogger :feck: Sorry i cant take part in any sort of pheasant poaching....... You drink 4 cans before work.......dont you drive around?........."OH ARTIC, OH ARTIC....xmas bonus for you!!!!".....
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    Yip, just seen it. His squeeky clean image has just been busted...must be his last game!! Good f*****g ridance!

  22. Lab

    I suppose.......Cant believe that Lennon has just said that Samaras has been a key player this season........WTF!!!!

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    I'd need to bring some proper lager down though....'TENNETS'..........cant drink all that pish you have down there....
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    Glad its finished mate....take the draw, suits us but am struggling to see why he went with that line up against those shower of useless b*****ds. Not the celtic way by a long shot.

    You want to hear my Dad...he hates Samaras but he's a betting man and had him for first goalscorer.....gon mental....lol

  25. Lab
    Drinkin Wife Beater without a wife..................weirdo.. Oh i see you cant be trusted not to interfere with men when you drink.......sensible to be tee-total then...
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