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lighthunter

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  1. hi bud,very nice bud,you won the lottery 'AGAIN. regards chaz.
  2. are you up for any rabbit shooting this week,or are you going to be sulking all week end after the chelsea defeat piss off,lol.
  3. hi gary,good to see you back bud,hope things pick up for you soon mate,NOW HAVE YOU SEEN MY KNIFE,i cant find it 'AGAIN'.LOL.TAKE CARE, hope to catch up at a meet with you.regards chaz.
  4. totaly agree bud,ime slowley loosin the will to live,see you sunday.ime off to watch my beloved chelsea.
  5. hi si,gutted bud,the location was fantastic' regards chaz.
  6. hi andy,we 9 lads could all tell the true STORY,but we are waiting for steve[pil] to GROW A PAIR.lol.so i rekon we should HOUND HIM,till he gives the true account.hope you are well bud,aint seen you for a few years now,we miss you round the camp fire with your CHEAP lager.lol. :laugh: ime borded with this thread now,steve i hope you get your wish for xmas,a pair of fecking bollox.ha,ha.
  7. hi andy,we 9 lads could all tell the true STORY,but we are waiting for steve[pil] to GROW A PAIR.lol.so i rekon we should HOUND HIM,till he gives the true account.hope you are well bud,aint seen you for a few years now,we miss you round the camp fire with your CHEAP lager.lol.
  8. chaz , you talk some bollox :laugh: and fancy charging your best mate :laugh: at least i have a pair of bollox,now hurry back to the washing up,ha,ha.see you sunday'IF YOUR ALOUD.lol. I hope you got that scope sorted cus your going down buddy :laugh: i aint going down on you mate,i aint a FAGGOT.lol.
  9. chaz , you talk some bollox :laugh: and fancy charging your best mate :laugh: at least i have a pair of bollox,now hurry back to the washing up,ha,ha.see you sunday'IF YOUR ALOUD.lol.
  10. I see I still got the monkey on me back but that ain't gonna be for long be prepared to be shrugged off on the coarse on Sunday :laugh: Whilst you were at old downs changing scopes and twiddling turrets I went off and entered the CSFTA hft comp down near Portsmouth . The comp consisted of 20 targets but you had to knock them down from two different pegs per target so a maximum of points to which managed 67 . Considering the half covered kill zones and all the obstacles in the way to the target I didn't think that was a bad score for the first time . On getting home and after a short
  11. right lads,this is how the story ended,my mate davy got home,the kids ask 'daddy can we have a takeaway 'NO was davys replie,why not ask the kids,BECAUSE IME SKINT'replied davy.on saying this davys boy was so upset he slipped on th stairs'and hurt his leg,davy being a top dad, 'rushed his boy to the hospital,but being in a panic he got stopped for speeding'a £60 fine and 3 points.his lad was treated at the hospital,luckeley nothing broken,now leaving the house in such a rush'davy forgot to lock his dogs away,one being very nervous'shit in the porch with worry,on arivel back,davy opened the doo
  12. not 100% shore, but ime shore i read a article some were' saying the law has changed.ie,not permitted to store a air gun in a shed,garage,gun must be locked in a house,either a locked cupboard'or gun safe,if for any reason the rossers come calling,they might take a dim view of a gun not stored safley.just a thought lads.regards chaz.
  13. He might have sold his favourite ewe for fifty quid no' we rekon he sold it,because the ewe got used to the noise a ZIP makes,and run like feck.only joking daz.
  14. the banter is top class lad,but lets get back to this thread,only 9 lads no the TRUTH, me'davy,wurz,andyz,kev,mike,gary and aron,and of course the main man[pil] all i will say i, ITS ALL GONE QUITE IN OXFORD.
  15. lol.hi daz,as promised'next time we meet up'ile show you what a fifty pound note looks like,you northen monkey.long live us rich southern shandy drinkers.ha,ha.
  16. hi wurz,i think steve [pil] has gone to ground'the boss[er in doors]is back home today.lets hope she has brought him back a present,A PAIR OF FECKING BALLS,ha,ha,lol.
  17. me too Andy andy/dave,ask steve[pil]he started it,but a little shy to spill his dodgey goings on,ha,ha,come on stevo come clean'or this will run and run,with NO ONE HAVING A FECKING CLUE WHAT THIS THREAD YOU STARTED IS ALL ABOUT,lol.i will start of the story for you bud,BUT YOU MUST FINISH IT,once apon a time thier were 8 lads in a boozer in london................??????????????????
  18. Hang in this is getting freaky a Welshman living in Manchester sticking up for a Scouser against a shandy drinking southern pufter and not an Eastern European or an Asian in sight , this is good old British regional banter . All we need now is Davy ( the Woolyback) and a sweaty sock and we've covered the whole country in 3 posts . quality grayling.luv it.
  19. I was going to say shandy drinking southern poofter! ooooooooooooooooooooh,i do have FEELINGS LADS,lol.ime just off to try a pint of northen monkey beer'reminds me,must get my drains unblocked???.ha,ha.
  20. ye' i think my buddy is a scouser'i lent him £20 a few years ago,i aint never got it BACK.lol.only joking grayling. If you only think he's a scouser, he isn't , we're like Gold metal, you'd just know he was a scouser, just like precious metal, theres no doubt . We are afterall God chosen people, living in Gods country . i must be a scouser as well grayling'i live in a shit hole as well.lol
  21. ye' i think my buddy is a scouser'i lent him £20 a few years ago,i aint never got it BACK.lol.only joking grayling.
  22. your joking I was in bed 9.30 last night did the washing up & hoovering tier you out pet! he probley went to bed early cuz the missus is away'a boil in the bag dinner,a dvd,and a box of tishues???????????ha,ha. speaking from experience No-one likes a monkey on there back now go and burn your tea :laugh: thats a bit harsh bud,ive seen your missus,and she doesnt look nothing like a monkey.now hide them tishues'get the house work done,cuz she's HOME tomorow.lol.ha,ha.
  23. your joking I was in bed 9.30 last night did the washing up & hoovering tier you out pet! he probley went to bed early cuz the missus is away'a boil in the bag dinner,a dvd,and a box of tishues???????????ha,ha.
  24. come on stevo'OWN up to your wrong doing,you no you wanna get it off your chest,all those sleepless nights you are having will go away.
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