From a mail that's doing the rounds!
A .45 calibre round makes a pretty big hole,
I can just imagine how the conversation went:
Hey honey.....
"Check out my new .45, it has a really great trigger pull"
nice squeeze ............Bang!!!!............
Honey......... I need another Budweiser
Damn that hurts........
Off to Wal-Mart for a book called.....
"Handguns For Dummies! "